Bobbitt Snowfall

When the initial 911 call went out…

Cop: What are we looking for?

Dispatch: Approximately 2 - 3 inches laying on the ground!

(Referring to the time Lorena Bobbitt cut her husband’s penis off and threw it out the window).

We just had a Bobbitt snowfall!

by Neoblog January 4, 2022

Pull a Bobbitt

To cut off a man's penis while he is sleeping, and throw it out the window.

Don't you DARE put your feet on the coffee table again, or else I'll pull a Bobbitt!

by SPEDcial Forces May 20, 2008

Lorena Bobbitt

A female sexual sadist, not exactly a criminal, from the US State of Virginia.

Lorena Bobbitt is not a criminal, IMHO , because cutting off a guy's penis after he raped you is not considered a crime, just a sadistic, cruel and unusual punishment

by Sexydimma December 2, 2015

Harrison Bobbitt

a really ohh sooo freakin ahhmazzzingg guy that i love more than anything in the world! he is kinda quiet, but gives the best hugs and kisses!! when im with him the rest of the world disapears!! it is like amazinnggg just like him!!
he knows just what to say whenever it needs to be said! he isnt a goodie goodie but not so much a bad boy either
he has the most awesome eyes ever!! i loveee himm soo muchhh!!!

Harrison Bobbitt- an awesome guy

by Shortie-Nicole July 7, 2009

Hung like John Wayne Bobbitt

Penis cut off with knife.

Leave me alone, or you'll be hung like John Wayne Bobbitt!

by BayAreaBiker August 23, 2008

The Lorena Bobbitt

(n) A sex move performed on appalling men. When the guy tries to do something to you and you feel threatened, you grab the nearest sharpest object and spin it around, like a numb chuck into his dick.

The Lorena Bobbitt: That one dude tried to give me surprise anal, so I Lorena Bobbitted him.

by DominatrixLady March 12, 2025

Bobbittize

When a woman bites off a man's penis.

Lorena Bobbittized her husband!

by Troubleshøøter January 14, 2021