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Blueberries 

When your friends take wooden clippers and attach them to your ball sack when you are sleeping.
I went to a party at a friend's house and fell asleep. When i woke up, i had my pants down and a major case of the blueberries.
Blueberries by Kowdee December 16, 2008

Blueberries 

I ate all of my blueberries because they were tasty af.
Blueberries by Lookin like a snak December 14, 2017

Blueberries 

It is the equivalent to blue balls but for the female.
All that kissing left me with blueberries.
Blueberries by Tasagui16 February 2, 2021

blueberries 

Often called satans ballsack. I hate these fucking blue balls they provide nothing to society they taste like spoiled milk inside a dead rat i hate this fruit to the depths of hell so much i wanna meet god and slap him with this horrible joke of a creation
Dont you dare feed me those damn blueberries.
blueberries by CallmeYourfriendlyCat February 24, 2021

Blueberries 

A joke made on Powerpoint tutorials when a Youtuber named fastppt_net uploads a tutorial short, involving blueberries. The comment section made jokes on every single Powerpoint tutorial video saying that they forgot to add blueberrries onto their presentation.
"Johnny, why did you put blueberries on a presentation of WW2?"
Blueberries by George Hiffy November 18, 2023

Blueberries 

Synonym for blue balls (epididymal hypertension); the feeling you get from prolonged sexual arousal or edging too long. Unlike “blue balls”, this term also applies to the feeling you get after being kicked in the balls or wearing extremely tight underwear.
Bro last night’s session gave me blueberries, holy fuck.
Blueberries by skybluemeth February 16, 2024