Poseidon`s blowjob 

pooping in the ocean

Q: What were you doing in the ocean for so long
A: I was just pooping, doing a Poseidon`s blowjob if you will

Poseidon`s blowjob by AP9910 March 22, 2024

Schrödinger's Blowjob 

A thought experiment involving a blindfold, a guy, and a girl. While blindfolded, you receive a blowjob from one of them, but you don’t know who. The act remains "not gay" until the blindfold is removed. As long as you don’t look, it’s assumed the girl is doing the job—thereby keeping things hetero by default.

Bro, I got a Schrödinger's Blowjob, I think the dude sucked my dick because he was wiping his lips afterwards.

Schrödinger's Blowjob by dingusdugglas January 29, 2025

Blowjob Sydrome 

Where You gave a blowjob for the first time and you want to do it again.

I gave my boyfriend a blowjob for the 1st time last night... And I thought I wouldn't like it but now I wanna suck so bad. I think I have blowjob sydrome

Blowjob Sydrome by Rxanaa November 4, 2009

blowjob sammich 

the act in which your female makes you a sammich and then gives you amazing dome. while recieving a blowjob sammich your female will allow you to put the sammich on her head like a table between breaks of drinking, toking, playing xbox, etc.

bro 1- dude this bitch i met today made me a sammich and then gave me dome and let me put the sammich on her head while i was playing black ops!

bro 2- sounds like you got a boss blowjob sammich

blowjob sammich by kbro69 January 14, 2011

blowjob sandwich 

n. The act of two girls performing a blowjob on the same penis simultaneously.

When Carly and Jenna told him they wanted to give him a blowjob sandwich, he almost jumped out of his skin.

blowjob sandwich by ppkj April 29, 2005

Blowjob Susan 

A female who gives blowjobs easily, but never has sex. Most Blowjob Susan's are virgins.

John: Lacey has been all over me tonight. I'm definately gonna bang her.
Paul: Blades tried to hit that last weekend. He had her naked in his bed, but couldn't get past a little sucky sucky. Face it, she's just a Blowjob Susan.

Blowjob Susan by Davey T October 22, 2007

Blowjob Sandwich 

When two girls suck both sides of a dick at the same time.

Guy 1: Marry and Jane gave me a mad blowjob sandwich on Friday.
Guy 2: That's fuckin' sweet dude.

Blowjob Sandwich by Bobby Mc Bobbster February 1, 2017