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blondite

(blónd/īght)
1. (noun) A nicer way of saying "blonde lesbian" or blond-dyke.
2. (adjective) Extremely bright; having the appearance of being lit by sunlight.
3. (verb) To leave the scene of drama before it involves you.
4. (noun) A light colored tiny penis.
5. (noun) A blonde girl who will do anything for the limelight when the time is right.

Fun Fact:
The word "blondite" is most commonly used when referring to one's small, lightly colored penis. This meaning of the word originated from "blond" meaning "light" and "ite" meaning "little".
1. That blondite at the club last night was all up on Sally Jane.
2. My hair was so blondite in the fields this afternoon
3. That girl blondited the fight a couple seconds ago.
4. His blondite was so not satisfying.
5. He will do anything for a blondite.
by Curry-itch-mee December 1, 2013
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Blondette ride

1: sex with a woman whos hair is exactly between blonde and brownette and so is neither one or in other words with a blondette.
2: a Blondette.
1: I had a blondette ride last night.
2: whos that hot blondette.
by Deep blue 2012 November 20, 2009
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Blondist

The act of discriminating towards blonde hair that is died or bleached, usually by someone who has natural blonde hair.
I could totally see her roots. It was evident she hasn’t seen her colorist in months.

OMG! Don’t be blondist!
by Zadeey January 9, 2024
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Blondicitus

The condition that occurs from a women having to many blond girlfriends, causing her to become as dumb and vapid as they are.
I thing Vicky has developed blondicitus by doing happy hour shots every night with that blond Barbie doll secretary pool.
by Badwsky February 10, 2010
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Bloodists

Me and my friends made a cult ;0 its so funny and its so serious , we add people we hate do a routine of spaming then kick them and call them scarificed after we chant SCACRIFISED ITS FUN BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD xD
MAH; hello holy sister Bloodists
HOOMAN; why hello
by ChesBAllxxX January 8, 2021
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blondette

a person, usually a girl, who was born as a brunette but later got blonde highlights or the hair just looks really blonde
"what's up with her hair? it was different before..."
"oh yea she's a blondette"
by evalaurenn January 13, 2022
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Blindist

The act of being against someone who is blind.
“Ha you can’t see that !”
“Yk THATS blindist@“
by NooooPpe January 20, 2022
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