After coming home from Dairy Queen, your friend, relative, or significant other puts their DQ Blizzard in the freezer for later. You pull a fast one and ejaculate into their Blizzard mix it around and put it back.
Jillian: Charlie, I'll be right back, I have to pick up my mother at the airport. Can you take care of the dogs and please don't eat my Dairy Queen!
Charlie: Yeah no problem.(Takes out phone to call Frank)
Frank: Whats up?
Charlie: Baby Batter Blizzard.
Frank: I love you.
Charlie: Yeah no problem.(Takes out phone to call Frank)
Frank: Whats up?
Charlie: Baby Batter Blizzard.
Frank: I love you.
by SchlongJohnSilvers December 23, 2012
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A series of bad things that happen in a very rapid, sometimes simultaneous, manner.
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A series of bad things that happen in a very rapid, sometimes simultaneous, manner.
Jim Lahey: Feel that?
Randy: Feel what, Mr. Lahey?
Jim Lahey: The way the shit clings to the air, Randy...
Randy: Shit clings to the air?
Jim Lahey: It's already started, my dear good friend.
Randy: What's started, Mr Lahey?
Jim Lahey: The shit blizzard
Randy: Feel what, Mr. Lahey?
Jim Lahey: The way the shit clings to the air, Randy...
Randy: Shit clings to the air?
Jim Lahey: It's already started, my dear good friend.
Randy: What's started, Mr Lahey?
Jim Lahey: The shit blizzard
by shit blizzard December 14, 2017
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A male gets sunburn on his wiener it begins to peel and he finds a girl on her period to have sex with. After sex she queefs out the blood stained dead wiener skin making it a crimson blizzard.
by TBird311 April 20, 2010
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"Did you hear about Druid healers being buffed next patch? I can't wait!"
"Nah man, it's Blizzard, do you really think they'd stick with it?"
"Nah man, it's Blizzard, do you really think they'd stick with it?"
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Inspired by Bizarro-superman's Bizarro-world, but spelled differently due to represent that special someone who is always operating in a different dimension.
Inspired by Bizarro-superman's Bizarro-world, but spelled differently due to represent that special someone who is always operating in a different dimension.
A "Bizzaro" at the lunch table at his corporate job: "Hey do you know what the Japanese do with erections?"
Persons B,C,D: "..." (uncomfortable silence)
Bizzaro: "They vote, just like us!"
Person B: (looks down at his napkin)
Person C: (fidgets uncomfortably)
Person D: ".....OOH KAY...." (more uncomfortable silence)
Persons B,C,D: "..." (uncomfortable silence)
Bizzaro: "They vote, just like us!"
Person B: (looks down at his napkin)
Person C: (fidgets uncomfortably)
Person D: ".....OOH KAY...." (more uncomfortable silence)
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