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The Blindsider

A sex move that uses the element of surprise, precise positioning and distraction.

While engaging in vaginal intercourse in some variation of a rear entry position (most commonly, doggy-style), the male participant maintains composure until the brink of ejaculation. At which point, he will excitedly taps the consenting female participant on the LEFT shoulder. While she turns her head inquisitively, her mate positions himself to her immediate RIGHT, adjacent to her shoulder. As she swings her head back to the right, the male releases his ejaculate in her face. Thus rendering her dazed, confused, and in certain rare cases, incapacitated.

The BLINDSIDER
Examples of possible female reactions to the Blindsider:

Disgust, disbelief, horror, surprise, and in some rare instances, complete acceptance and a request repeat performances.
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blindside

blindside is the best band ever.
by Dave Esposito December 28, 2005
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blindside shit

A dump that comes from outta nowhere.
"I'm sorry I had to cut out so quick i had a blindside shit hit."
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blindride

Blind ride is when your girl climbs on top of you when your sleeping and it's pitch black in the bedroom. She then starts to ride you and tell you to enjoy the blindside...
My wife came to bed after I was already sleeping and began to give me a blindride. She made my night.
by Thorwolf March 18, 2016
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blindsiding the marlin

well a marlin is a swordfish, so the closest thing a man has to a sword is his penis.
To blindside the marlin (where it cannot see) would be to headbutt the tip of the cock during fellatio.
"dude after she blew me, she totally caught me off guard, blindsiding the marlin."
by susanismyalias January 5, 2010
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Blindsided

A scenario where Everything breaks, normally happening out of nowhere.
Did you hear John's computer Blindsided? he says it just broke.
by Blindside413 March 2, 2020
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Blindsided

When you’re texting or talking on the phone to a date and you think it’s going great, but suddenly and without warning he/she just hangs up on you or blocks you.
So I was talking on the phone to Greg and I thought it was going great, but then he blindsided me and I haven’t heard from him since.
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