by ChefNIN March 5, 2018
Get the Blapster mug.Someone who is very judgemental. He will look at you and think to himself what a better person he is than you. They smoke your weed and then become very Jesus-orientated.
That Blakus-Syphilis-Itis over there used to smoke with us all the time, but now he wants us to go to church instead.
by Doug Dimmadome October 9, 2012
Get the Blakus-Syphilis-Itis mug.A term commonly employed by chavs or a similar sub-species to describe the hitting or slapping of an individual in the face.
Due to the nature of chavs worldwide, the grammar of the sentence will be embaressingly incoherent and include a vast combination of other nonsensities. As a cause of the limited intelligence of said scum it is widely believed NOT to be an amalgumation of the two standard english words "bang" and "slaps".
This word is most usually used by the ringleader of a "crew" when threatening an unsuspecting, inoffesive member of the general public.
Due to the nature of chavs worldwide, the grammar of the sentence will be embaressingly incoherent and include a vast combination of other nonsensities. As a cause of the limited intelligence of said scum it is widely believed NOT to be an amalgumation of the two standard english words "bang" and "slaps".
This word is most usually used by the ringleader of a "crew" when threatening an unsuspecting, inoffesive member of the general public.
"i is gunna blaps u up good ((mun cos u is dissin ma homies/mum)- innit, bruv, safe, blud, bling, spec, baccus)"
by anne on a mouse December 24, 2005
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The very difficult art of licking a vagina while the owner of the vagina is defecating, yes, at the same time. It is very much more dangerous than the already delicately balanced art of Blumpkin. The art of Blauser should be used with extreme caution.
Named after the Atlanta Braves all-star infielder, Jeff Blauser, for some reason.
The very difficult art of licking a vagina while the owner of the vagina is defecating, yes, at the same time. It is very much more dangerous than the already delicately balanced art of Blumpkin. The art of Blauser should be used with extreme caution.
Named after the Atlanta Braves all-star infielder, Jeff Blauser, for some reason.
by D. Stevens June 21, 2010
Get the Blauser mug.Derived from blouse, usually said in an aggressive scary voice.
Can be used to mean virtually anything and will always sound in context. Often used as a greeting, or to express irritation or despondency.
Can be used to mean virtually anything and will always sound in context. Often used as a greeting, or to express irritation or despondency.
jo: "Helen always wears blouses"
ali: "yeah, lets buy her something other than a blouse"
jo: "BLOUSE"
ali: "BLAUS!"
jo: "BLAUS!"
ali: "yeah, lets buy her something other than a blouse"
jo: "BLOUSE"
ali: "BLAUS!"
jo: "BLAUS!"
by mary moo May 7, 2005
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by MHC October 28, 2004
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