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Blackbourning

The inability to perform or going limp on a girl due to the consumption of large amounts of alcohol
1. I heard Ben blackbourned last night thats so embarrassing.

2. Blackbourning is a serious problem amoung todays youth due to the drinking of excessive amounts of alcohol before trying to get laid.
by BreadStick3000 November 7, 2010
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blackboo

blackboo
Someone who is obsessed with black culture .They usually tanning to a new skin colour do african hair styles blaccent make hiphop music and other competitive games popular in africa. However there is a line; if someone just hiphop music they are not a blackboo
by mrs.annie December 27, 2020
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black box

A device used by phone phreakers to fool the phone company into giving you free long distance service.

It does this by changing the voltages over the lines to a state where the phone company doesn't monitor and bill.
I use my black box to get free long distance.
by Ebe October 6, 2003
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In transportation, the term black box refers to any of a number of systems designed to collect and preserve data for analysis after an accident, such as a flight data recorder, event recorder, or automotive event data recorder.
After the plane crash, they retrieved the black box to reveal that there was a bug in the flight controls systems that caused the crash.
by Anonymous23985u93 December 23, 2013
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black box

a cable box thing used to get free cable.
i used a black box until it broke... now I'm stuck paying for cable
by 5-STAR www.thestickerguru.tk October 1, 2003
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Black Box

Believed by some to exist only in ancient greek mythology, but known by a few select men to exist in the open world.

According to most theories, the black box is a blackened lock box containing precisely one thousand condoms. This box, only opened once every thirteen years to a certain individual of superior strength. Once opened, the box opener, or the Jehosaphat, must use every single condom in a 24 hour period. If he does not complete the task, his sexual organs will implode violently, effectively killing him. If he successfully completes the task he will be blessed with a cock of magical size and powers. The length will be precisely 6 inches, when folded in half, before getting up. Also, the victorious Jehosaphat will have complete control over his crotchal region. Erection and ejcatulation at complete whim.
Dave Chappelle ~ Queemo, I just found the black box!
Queemo ~ Open it up fool!
Dave Chappelle ~ I don't know man, that's pretty nasty bitch!
Spang Man ~ It's what's for dinner
Dave Chappelle ~ Byaaaaah!
by Jezus sweet sweet spirit June 3, 2007
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BlackBoard

An application used at Arizona State University under the "My ASU" tab to keep students connected with their classes. It is designed to be used to get students to interact with each other as well as with their professor(s). The only problem with this, though, is that it is typically down when it is needed the most. For example, the first day of classes or during finals week.
Student 1: "Hey! Did you check BlackBoard to see if that quiz is up yet?"
Student 2: "Nope. Stupid piece of s**t is down again."
Student 1: "Figures."
by cls12345678 August 23, 2010
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