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a night when you and everyone you're with blacks out
Last night was a black hole. Nobody remembers anything.

We totally black holed last night. All I know is that I'm pretty sure we partied.
by rynomite July 14, 2010
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-Commonly regarded as the point of insection of any object compressed to within its Schwarzschild radius, at which it begins to collaps inward...
-but more generally a condition in which an equation governing a physical law is pushed to an extreame not possible according to itself...
...essentially a physical manifestation of an asymptote or a infinite limit, solved for any complex equation...
-for instance at some point any gravity related law can be manipulated to result in, oh say, a non-finite mass or in-constant time...
---Let me try and simplify, mathamatically the sum of an infitinte series can be infinite, physically it cannot, yet any physical equation can be integrated into a form where it can yeild similar results...
uhh, let me try again........
-the sum of all mass in the universe is infinite, not too hard to accept
-the sum of that infinite mass can be confined within a finite space, can't quite wrap your brain around it conceptually, so we call it a Blackhole!!
I took a combination of Theoretical-Mathamtics, and Philosophy courses my first semester, so this is how I define a Blackhole...
by q4 June 9, 2004
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a vagina that has been stretched so huge by various insertions into it (such as double fisting, fruit, vegetables, DP, etc.), that you can get sucked into it and never come back.
Don't make me throw you into Aimee's black hole.
by lawlz314 August 29, 2009
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A teammate in a pickup basketball game who won't pass to save his life...The ball goes in and won't come back out.
Don't pass to dude in the blue shorts, he's a black hole.
by GBurgNupe August 24, 2004
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Jessica, sex with you is horrible thanks to your black hole.
by katzzi November 1, 2014
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When your having sex but the penis goes in the wrong hole and you do anal.
Oh he did a black hole last night
by Real penguin April 22, 2020
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