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Sock Block

When your wife or spouse gives you stuff to do before she leaves the house to run errands so you don't jerk it. (Into a sock)
Husband: You heading out?

Wife: Yea, I'll be back in an hour or so.

Husband: Cool, I have some stuff to do around here so... have fun.

Wife: (With suspicious eyes) Can you take the trash out and maybe unclog the bathroom sink?

Husband: (Looking everywhere but at suspicious eyes) Ummmm yea. I think I have time for that.

Wife: Okay, I love you.

Husband: Yea... me too.

- Wife departs -

Husband: Sock Block me? I'll get on that... Right after a quick visit to the spank bank.
by Sweet Evil March 5, 2011
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v. when a family member or house mate sees you plan to use the washer, and throws their load in before you can.
ex: Mary is in her room sorting through dirty clothes and forming a pile of things to be washed, meanwhile, Lynnette sees this and puts her laundry in first. Mary finishes sorting her laundry and is furious to find out that she has been sock-blocked.

Mary: WTF
Lynnette: Sorry, I just happened to have to do my laundry...
Mary: But you knew that I have to wash my clothes before my trip tomorrow!
Lynnette: Oops!
by countrygal12 July 8, 2009
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Sock Block

A variation of the term cock block, which would be used to define the act of one person preventing a man from sexual intercoarse, but in this case preventing a man from masterbating.
Adam: Man, I accidently just walked in on Jerry naked, it was not good.
Steve: Sick man, did he say anything?
Adam: No man he was just holding a sock...
Steve: Haha! You totally just Sock Blocked Jerry Man!
by Wollf April 12, 2010
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Prevention of dual foot massage completion, Sock block occurrence happened due to an interruption of a massage prior to sock removal due to relationship status
She was getting some rub rub action when a friend proclaims 'stop everything! That's Jesse's girl!' A foot goes flying and no feet are rubbed that night. She had an altercation involving a full on Sock block!
by Kit Bigcannons November 27, 2022
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Blackrock College

A secondary school in South County Dublin where wealthy parents pay €20000 a term for their son to become a professional penis.

The students consist mainly of posh wankers who argue about whose daddy has more money. They usually go to school via private helicopter and enjoy extravagant ski holidays in Andorra on bank holiday weekends. They are often seen trying to act hard despite the fact that they're driving around in their daddy's Range Rover.

A noticeable characteristic of a Blackrock student is that they seem to be oblivious to the fact that they are absolute saps.
John: I'm going to walk over there and kick the shit out those four guys, simply because they go to Blackrock College.

James: Please do, but beware, their dad will most likely sue you.
by sogladidontgotoblackrock March 4, 2011
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blackcock

Pertaining to a man who is of sub-average weight for his height. Also used to describe such people who allow the condition to effect their mood. This term is commonly used in the north of England.
"eh up blackcock, howz the whether up there???"

"Now now blackcock, no need to be such a moody cunt"
by Errol Richardson December 8, 2006
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Blackrock (Irish: An Charraig Dhubh) is a suburban town and district located south of the city of Dublin, Ireland.

Often known as a 'posh' part of South Dublin.
"i live in blackrock"

"she's rich, she lives in blackrock!"
by rebecca-shaddix August 1, 2008
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