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Black Hole of Stupidity 

George W. Bush alienating our closest allies in the War on Everyone That Doesn't Agree With The U.S.

George W. Bush signing the Patriot Act 2 into law quite stealthily while the U.S. celebrated the capture of Saddam to minimize opposition.

Suggested Video Black Hole 

A phenomena that occurs when an individual browsing YouTube gets trapped into a trance-like state of addiction where they compulsively click on "suggested videos" for extending periods of time.
After Burt was sent a viral video by a coworker, he became engulfed in the suggested video black hole where he remained until his shift ended.

Men are from mars, women are from venus. You have a pussy, I have a penis. Let me shoot my rocket in your black hole! 

Men are from mars, women are from venus. You have a pussy, I have a penis. Let me shoot my rocket in your black hole!

A childrens nursery rhyme aimed at teaching people how to fuck.

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Super Massive Black Hole Time Flux 

An absurd occurrence when a single party hires or coerced two separate outside parties of private investigators to tail eachother.
Holy shit it's a super massive black hole time flux caused by those two guys following each other!!!

Uranus Was Sucked Into A Black Hole

The most pleasurable cosmic event in history.
When Uranus Was Sucked Into A Black Hole you experienced great joy.

Black Holes and Revelations 

An amazing album by the amazing band Muse, which came out in 2006. The album features such songs as
1. Take A Bow
2. Starlight
3. Supermassive Black Hole
4. Map of the Problematique
5. Soldier's Poem
6. Invincible
7. Assassin
8. Exo Politics
9. City of Delusion
10. Hoodoo
11. Knights of Cydonia
i couldnt wait until Black Holes and Revelations came out!