Buttersock

A jizz filled condom

After I finished sexing up Sam, I threw my buttersock on her face.

by Otaku26 July 1, 2012

butterdicking

when a guy doesn't have any lube, but he suggests using some butter from a tub in the fridge

Erica didn't have any lube at her house, so she and her date tried butterdicking with the tub of Land-o-Lakes from the fridge.

by vwallac September 29, 2017

Buttersticks

Someone who can't get enough of eating unhealthy foods so they might as well eat butter; usually a largely obese woman who looks as if they eat whole sticks of butter.

Adizzle: "Wow, look at buttersticks over there!"

Idog: "Omg there's too many fat rolls on her to count...what's her name again?"

Adizzle: "Kaitlin"

Idog: "Pfff more like buttersticks."

by ShutupKevin October 8, 2011

Butterdick

half-witted whore-wanna-being dankish pig

"What does Butterdick and a mo-ped have in common? They're both fun to ride till your friend see's you."

by crackalackin March 6, 2008

Butterdick

Similar to butterface for women/men, but particularly for describing men who have a good body and face, but their dick is disappointing.

"He's super cute and has a fit body, but his dick was just..... meh. Butterdick."

by wutsgoodbitch January 10, 2016

butterstick

Possibly the cutest panda in the whole world as seen on panda cam, stopping normal working hours and forcing people to live vapidly in the small world of bamboo and naps. Butterstick also goes by the stick and lives in a zoo.

Right now, Butterstick is sleeping. Oooh! He just rolled over.... Now his legs are twitching! Aww... He's a little ball of fur. Awwwwwww....
-Wonkette Dec. 1, 2005

by telmary December 28, 2005

Connecticut Buttersock

When a person is falsely accused of a wrongdoing so they harshly beat the accuser with a sock filled with frozen butter and then proceed to ass rape the beaten persons wife or husband.

Man after Principal Ken gave Steve 2 days of ISS he went all Connecticut Buttersock on him

by Pasta Salad Penetrator July 7, 2016