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epic bitchery

Person or people acting as a bitch ( no this does not mean I'm calling them pretty) in an epic manner
The preppy girls act like they practice epic bitchery as a job because they are all ways being bitches
by green lantern hat June 1, 2014
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Snitch-bitchery

When one refuses to take responsibility for his own actions and tries to divert attention away from those actions by calling to light someone else's wrongful action.
Me and a co-worker both came late to work. To punish me, my manager told me I had to stay late. I told him I was only staying late if the other guy stays too.

I am a practitioner of snitch-bitchery at it's finest.
by DaBossRickyRoss July 14, 2009
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bitchetry

Bitchetry - Back stabbing and or actions of a bitchy individual.

The efforts of one who actively complains, often to one's enemy, to stir commotion and strife.
The motive behind one's work that leads to causing discomfort in - or near- a person's comfort zone.
.......... Due to her daily bitchetry, upper management called in the Zone Leaders, to re-examine the division of tasks - office wide. This is what BITCHETRY is, to us.
by Baldplayer August 22, 2016
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bitchedry

n.

1. the practice of exploiting another human's action(s) in an argument by insisting that the action(s) were harmful, when they were in fact benevolent, unrelated, inconsequential and/or warranted.

2. referring to an instance of self-entitled grievousness, usually in an effort to feel validated in an emotion and most often practiced by shoppers, patrons, children and liberals.

3. referring to the philosophically-observed decline of social proficiency in children of the 21st century due to misplaced upbringing.
"Son, there is no argument and I will refuse to tolerate your bitchedry."

"I think my table complained to the manager about the eggs. I'll have to convince her it's just entitled bitchedry."

"It is the knowledge of when to be content and the wisdom to take advantage of the right opportunities as they come along that undermine bitchedry before it becomes a part of the living being's character."

"The bitchedry of the modern child is due to the dwindling prevalence of deterrent physical punishment."
by zailroy June 7, 2016
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Bad bitchery

Looking out for yourself AND others, not narcissism 🙄🖐
Katie: *cracks fingers* time to start the bad bitchery arch
Muffin: The what-
Katie: you heard me
by Muffinnater March 17, 2021
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Preconceived Bitchery

The impetus for viewing (or reacting to) something in a negative light fueled solely by on one's own pre-existing bias.
1. Josh's rationale for not watching Season 2 of that show was bullshit. I think we both know it was a case of preconceived bitchery.
by Thicc Poppa August 5, 2021
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fat bitchery

to put it simply, it's a more specific form of the word "fuckery." in this case, referring to the fuckery of the world's obese population.
Thing 1: if i suck your dick and it tastes like honey mustard, i will marry you and have your children.

Thing 2: what the hell kind of fat bitchery is this??
by UndergroundHero August 14, 2010
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