Monkey Bitch

Jumps to every branch of a family tree. Basically wants those genes but needs somebody to fuck up.

Oh is it odd that me and all my cuzins fucked that monkey bitch?

by Teddy Bear Gangsta March 4, 2009

sum bitch pile monkey nuts

This phrase is used in place of a vulgarity, cursing, or other wordage that is not proper for use in certain areas and situations.

"Did I drop that hammer on your foot?"

"Yes you did you Sum Bitch Pile Monkey Nuts!"

-or-

"Yo man I was bangin the hell out of your sister last night!"

"Isn't that a sum bitch pile monkey nuts!"

by Milton and Alex March 7, 2008

monkey bitch

a lil tricklet who looks like a monkey and buys people shit

this girl who be fuckin with joe is a monkey bitch

by yadig May 18, 2008

Monkey Bitch

Someone who can grow a beard in 6th grade.

Micheal Stewart is a monkey bitch

by Engleburt humperdink October 24, 2007

Monkey Bitch

A female less than 5 ft tall who likes to put down a man And Bitch when there is a audience around, like monkeys put on a show at the Zoo when the crowd gathers.

My neighbors wife is a real monkey bitch, she follows him around and bitch about everthing, she would`t shut the fuck up.

by eddieboy1 400 February 13, 2010

Monkey Bitch

A girl who not only has at least three stray hairs on her chest, but also demonstrates anti-social behavior.

Wow, Carol, that monkey bitch, just called Ted an asshole, then slapped him with her hair-ridden paw.

by Teddie K April 5, 2008

Bitch Dick Monkey

Ridiculously tall asian guy. Answers to Vo, Mwaymond. Likes oreo truffles. the best biffle in the entire world.

no one knows why the fuck bitch dick monkeys are so damn tall, but they're just so awesome that you'd be willing to make them a bomb prom poster.

by YoungLittleGrasshopper May 26, 2011