by yadig May 18, 2008
Get the monkey bitchmug. A female less than 5 ft tall who likes to put down a man And Bitch when there is a audience around, like monkeys put on a show at the Zoo when the crowd gathers.
My neighbors wife is a real monkey bitch, she follows him around and bitch about everthing, she would`t shut the fuck up.
by eddieboy1 400 February 13, 2010
Get the Monkey Bitchmug. by Engleburt humperdink October 24, 2007
Get the Monkey Bitchmug. A girl who not only has at least three stray hairs on her chest, but also demonstrates anti-social behavior.
Wow, Carol, that monkey bitch, just called Ted an asshole, then slapped him with her hair-ridden paw.
by Teddie K April 5, 2008
Get the Monkey Bitchmug. Ridiculously tall asian guy. Answers to Vo, Mwaymond. Likes oreo truffles. the best biffle in the entire world.
no one knows why the fuck bitch dick monkeys are so damn tall, but they're just so awesome that you'd be willing to make them a bomb prom poster.
by YoungLittleGrasshopper May 26, 2011
Get the Bitch Dick Monkeymug. "I was going to get a pencil when my teacher told our class to go up to her desk to get one, but everyone else ran and got one before I could. My classmates are such crazy monkey bitches."
by VomitOnMySkirt November 14, 2022
Get the crazy monkey bitchesmug. This phrase is used in place of a vulgarity, cursing, or other wordage that is not proper for use in certain areas and situations.
"Did I drop that hammer on your foot?"
"Yes you did you Sum Bitch Pile Monkey Nuts!"
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"Yo man I was bangin the hell out of your sister last night!"
"Isn't that a sum bitch pile monkey nuts!"
"Yes you did you Sum Bitch Pile Monkey Nuts!"
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"Yo man I was bangin the hell out of your sister last night!"
"Isn't that a sum bitch pile monkey nuts!"
by Milton and Alex March 7, 2008
Get the sum bitch pile monkey nutsmug.