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cracked bitch

A bitch as it is used in reference unflatteringly to a woman, but one who is particularly mean and unreasonable towards a given situation, usually in argument against a male.

Also, referencing having gone crazy, as in having "cracked" while simultaneously being a bitch.
If only she wasn't such a cracked bitch about me borrowing her car!

The cracked bitch tried to actually kill my dog just for pissing on her lawn!
by Travix April 23, 2008
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Bitch eating crackers

A bitch eating crackers is someone (male or female(but usually female)) who no matter what they do like eating crackers pisses you off. Usually has a low IQ or intelligence. Other versions of the phrase include Bitch eating chicken.
Person 1: Hey what's that girl's name over there?
Person 2: doesn't matter bro, you don't want that. She's a dumb bitch eating crackers
by CaptainVinno May 13, 2023
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betty crocker that bitch

to cum on a girls stomach and let the sheet stick to her. then when she wakes up in the morning, she appears to be wearing an apron... particularly good if she makes you breakfast after.
i'm totally going to betty crocker that bitch. and tomorrow, those pancakes better be damn good.
by bitchplease23452346 June 9, 2011
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Batch Cranker

Someone who masturbates or pulls out during sex and ejaculates on someone or something.
I became a batch cranker last night when I pulled out during sex and blasted a load on her face!
by BW68 March 13, 2024
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Batch Cranker

A person who ejaculates on something or someone after either masturbating or pulling out during sex.
I became a Batch Cranker when I pulled out and blasted a load on that chicks face last night. I guess you could say I cranked a batch out!!
by BW68 March 13, 2024
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Batch Cranker

Someone who ejaculates a batch of sperm during masturbation or after pulling out during sex.
I pulled out and blew a load all over her face and she started calling me batch cranker!
by BW68 March 15, 2024
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bitchcracked

When a bitch steps out of line you lay the beatdown, preferably with a hard object such as a bat.
When Eugene found out Susan was cheating on him he waited till she got home and bitchcracked her.
by Evgueni R January 1, 2009
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