whisker biscuit

Term used to describe the female genitalia after menopause when the juices stop flowing and the fur becomes unmanageable.

Billy said Sally had a nice slice back in the day, but now it is a dried up whisker biscuit.

by Silly Bill February 10, 2010

whisker biscuit

A vulva that is so matted down with hair that it appears alarmingly similar to a brillo pad.

Cilantro drunkenly stumbled into Boo's bedroom and unwittingly fell face first into her face-down-ass-up whisker biscuit and suffocated into a coma that lasted 3 1/2 years. (names changed to protect the innocent)

by Justin Koehler May 12, 2005

Whisker Biscuit

One who has a very hairy vaginal area.

Whoa! You should of seen the whisker biscuit she had!

by Mike May 06, 2003

Whisker Biscuit

A hairy vagina

She was so hot that I ate her whisker biscuit anyway.

by VannoWar July 12, 2009

whisker biscuit

An asshole with a 5 o'clock shadow.

My cock was rubbed raw on her whisker biscuit.

by yellowfincutthroat August 28, 2009

Whisker Biscuit

A tampon, pink mouse, cotton pony etc....."

The Ol' lady's in the bathroom feedin' the kitty a whisker biscuit, so it looks like I'll be gettin a pickle wash tonight.

by mr.blindman May 23, 2003

whisker biscuit

A large clump of dust inside a computer tower. aka dust bunny

Man, you got a huge whisker biscuit inside your computer. Get the air compressor and blow that mother out.

Don't breathe in the whisker biscuit.

by WhiskerB November 01, 2007