bird flu

a state of intoxication

Lindsey was so drunk she told everyone she had bird flu to try to hide the fact that she was drunk. No one bought it.

by johnd July 18, 2006

bird flu

A universal social game teenagers play. "Birdflu" is the "disease" you can get from hooking up with a person that has the "disease" already. If you get birdflu, you have 2 weeks to pass it onto someone else (by hooking up with them). If you fail to hookup with someone in 2 weeks, you lose the disease. The goal is to keep the disease, and spread it to as many people as possible. The only way you can get birdflu back again is by hookingup with someone who has it, or if the founder of birdflu in your local area "deems you worthy of having it". Also, you cannot hookup with the same person twice to renew your birdflu.

**Hooking up could mean many things. In this sense, it is used to mean making out. Or you could use it in other ways too. The game is meant for teens, but anyone could play it.

"Hey dude did you hookup with that chick yet?"

"Yeah man and seh gave me bird flu! ...Fuck its been two weeks arleady, and i havent hooked up with anyone else. Dammmn."

by d@sh!zz13!i! March 15, 2008

Bird flu

Bird flu

Oh no I got the bird flu

by Bird gurl September 16, 2019

Bird flu

Alanta ate salt n pepper chicken from maggie fu n it gave her bird flu !!

Alanta has bird flu miss her

by BIRDFLU April 17, 2022

Ebola Bird Flu

A statement used to describe being horribly sick and feeling really shitty.

Noah asked Jack where Callum was, Jack replied "Oh he's at home sick yeah he has got a nasty case of Ebola Bird Flu"

by thelittleprowler April 7, 2015

asian bird flu

Same as yellow fever.

That dude has come down with asian bird flu -- he is interested only in asian girls.

by albinoraccoon March 1, 2011

Bolivian Bird Flu

The general run-down state a female finds herself in after a long weekend sniffing cocaine, or Bolivian marching powder, with symptoms such as drowsiness, headache, nausea, blocked nose, sore throat, chills, fever, general discomfort, which may mimic those caused by the influenza virion but are actually the downside effects of a weekend of high hedonism.

Female 1: Where's Jen tonight?

Male: She's still in bed with a bad case of Bolivian bird flu after hitting it hard last weekend.

by Ben H. Patrick December 14, 2012