Bird Flu

An STD that you have picked up off a female most likely from Portsmouth.

tom : mate i got it on with a girl the other night.
jack : excellent
tom : not really turns out she has got bird flu ( ie an std)

by Sir Jack December 10, 2007

Bird Flu

Birdflu: (noun) pronounced: *B-heard Fl-Who*

An illness made of chicken, pigeon, vulture and do-do bird-esque features. It includes severe inner uglyness which in turn makes the outside appear hideous. Loud and obnoxious outbursts may occur if they are provoked. Provocation stems from scuffed Payless shoes, loose weaves,cocked eyes and apparently razor bumps.It is also said to be contagious.

"Man, that bitch must have Tucan Sam in her blood cuz she got the bird flu!!!"

by Blaque916 May 28, 2006

Ebola Bird Flu

A statement used to describe being horribly sick and feeling really shitty.

Noah asked Jack where Callum was, Jack replied "Oh he's at home sick yeah he has got a nasty case of Ebola Bird Flu"

by thelittleprowler April 7, 2015

Bolivian Bird Flu

The general run-down state a female finds herself in after a long weekend sniffing cocaine, or Bolivian marching powder, with symptoms such as drowsiness, headache, nausea, blocked nose, sore throat, chills, fever, general discomfort, which may mimic those caused by the influenza virion but are actually the downside effects of a weekend of high hedonism.

Female 1: Where's Jen tonight?

Male: She's still in bed with a bad case of Bolivian bird flu after hitting it hard last weekend.

by Ben H. Patrick December 14, 2012

asian bird flu

Same as yellow fever.

That dude has come down with asian bird flu -- he is interested only in asian girls.

by albinoraccoon March 1, 2011

Angry Bird Flu

When a person is so hopelessly addicted to the ipod/android app Angry Birds, that they put the game as first priority and often forget there work and prior task to provide a living.

Nick-Tobi has been playing Angry birds now stop for days!

Mike-He must have the Angry Bird Flu.

by shyguyjr January 22, 2011

Avian Bird Flu

Probable future pandemic, classified as H5N1. Virus that is transmitted between animal and human, not yet able to be transferred between humans. In the USA $7 billion have been requested by the President for additional aid to protect the US. Possibly the virus that will kill more than the Bubonic Plague and most other plagues combined. No true cure is in stock, but antibiotics are available, but in short supply.

Doctor: I'm sorry to tell you... you have AIDS.
Patient: Really?
Doctor: No, I'm just messing around... you actually have the Avian Bird Flu. And you only have 36 hours to live...
Patient: WHAT?!?!?!
Doctor: Oh, did I say 36 days? I meant hours... sorry...
Patient: *flatlines*
Doctor: Or perhaps only seconds... oh well.

by BottomlessPitMan December 30, 2005