tom : mate i got it on with a girl the other night.
jack : excellent
tom : not really turns out she has got bird flu ( ie an std)
jack : excellent
tom : not really turns out she has got bird flu ( ie an std)
by Sir Jack November 14, 2007
Birdflu: (noun) pronounced: *B-heard Fl-Who*
An illness made of chicken, pigeon, vulture and do-do bird-esque features. It includes severe inner uglyness which in turn makes the outside appear hideous. Loud and obnoxious outbursts may occur if they are provoked. Provocation stems from scuffed Payless shoes, loose weaves,cocked eyes and apparently razor bumps.It is also said to be contagious.
An illness made of chicken, pigeon, vulture and do-do bird-esque features. It includes severe inner uglyness which in turn makes the outside appear hideous. Loud and obnoxious outbursts may occur if they are provoked. Provocation stems from scuffed Payless shoes, loose weaves,cocked eyes and apparently razor bumps.It is also said to be contagious.
by Blaque916 May 24, 2006
Noah asked Jack where Callum was, Jack replied "Oh he's at home sick yeah he has got a nasty case of Ebola Bird Flu"
by thelittleprowler April 07, 2015
Same as yellow fever.
by albinoraccoon February 13, 2011
The general run-down state a female finds herself in after a long weekend sniffing cocaine, or Bolivian marching powder, with symptoms such as drowsiness, headache, nausea, blocked nose, sore throat, chills, fever, general discomfort, which may mimic those caused by the influenza virion but are actually the downside effects of a weekend of high hedonism.
Female 1: Where's Jen tonight?
Male: She's still in bed with a bad case of Bolivian bird flu after hitting it hard last weekend.
Male: She's still in bed with a bad case of Bolivian bird flu after hitting it hard last weekend.
by Ben H. Patrick December 15, 2012
When a person is so hopelessly addicted to the ipod/android app Angry Birds, that they put the game as first priority and often forget there work and prior task to provide a living.
by shyguyjr January 14, 2011
Probable future pandemic, classified as H5N1. Virus that is transmitted between animal and human, not yet able to be transferred between humans. In the USA $7 billion have been requested by the President for additional aid to protect the US. Possibly the virus that will kill more than the Bubonic Plague and most other plagues combined. No true cure is in stock, but antibiotics are available, but in short supply.
Doctor: I'm sorry to tell you... you have AIDS.
Patient: Really?
Doctor: No, I'm just messing around... you actually have the Avian Bird Flu. And you only have 36 hours to live...
Patient: WHAT?!?!?!
Doctor: Oh, did I say 36 days? I meant hours... sorry...
Patient: *flatlines*
Doctor: Or perhaps only seconds... oh well.
Patient: Really?
Doctor: No, I'm just messing around... you actually have the Avian Bird Flu. And you only have 36 hours to live...
Patient: WHAT?!?!?!
Doctor: Oh, did I say 36 days? I meant hours... sorry...
Patient: *flatlines*
Doctor: Or perhaps only seconds... oh well.
by BottomlessPitMan December 31, 2005