bipolar

One minute you're riding an emotional rainbow generated by the laughter of unicorns that fart skittles and the next minute you fall straight into the pitch-black pits of depression where dementors feast on your soul only to be rescued a half hour later by Old Saint Nicholas brandishing a chimney bazooka that shoots confetti.

Normal Reaction: I JUST WON THE LOTTERY! I'M GOING TO DISNEYLAND!!!

Bipolar Reaction: I JUST WON THE LOTTERY! Now I'm going to go cry myself to sleep in a corner until death takes me...

by Dexter11233 May 2, 2011

Bipolar

A bisexual polar bear

Mother polar bear: Hey son what gender are you attracted to?
Boi polar bear: Mom I'm bipolar

by Bipolar boi June 4, 2019

bipolar

Don't get it twisted; its a bear that goes both ways

Donnie: I heard she's bipolar.
Huggy Lowdown: what's that, a bear that goes both ways?

by acdegrees November 20, 2004

Bipolar

A roller coaster of emotions but at the end of it all you just want to throw up.

Chick: Since you're not going to talk to me...I'm going to send you a message...because i know even if you don't write back which you probably won't that you at least will read this. I know you're not off line so whatever. I'm just saying.

Guy: (stares at computer screen)

Chick: You could be a man and talk to me. But no...instead you just run away from everything. Like blocking me out of your life...and not talking to me. Fine delete me out of your life like you're probably going to...
Its not like you talk to me any ways. I'm sorry I was being a bitch and made this day worse for you...i was just in a mood...i have really bad bipolar I'm sorry.

i miss you.i love you.

...please still talk to me...i miss getting letters from you,we should start being pen pals again...i'm really sorry please don't hate me =

i'm really really sorry...i just want to be friends that's all i want.i'm sorry...i love everything about you,i like how you think and talk its different than most people you really care about things unlike most guys, and i really like that...you're a great guy.

i'm sorry...i miss you.

by thatgreengentlemen November 4, 2009

bipolar

Being bipolar is like having PMS on LSD after drinking a litre of absynthe while giving birth and having your dick cut off. I know coz I have it. And its NOT funny...espesh as most shit doctors just dont get it and can lead to suicide. so if someones got it then they really do need your help.

Mania: bipolar girl sees guy she likes talking to another girl but really doesnt give a fuck and goes over to talk everyone.

Depression: bipolar girl sees guy she likes talking to another girl, she gets a panic attack, and runs away crying. She may go home and overdose, self-harm or binge on food alcohol, feeling suicidal - there is nothing left to live for.

In a few minutes, she feels completely fine again.

Scary, isnt it.

by lala777 August 7, 2006

bipolar

Severe form of mental illness. To call it a mood swing is a understatement. It more like PMS on crack. Bipolar highs are characterized by delusions of grandure(thinking you can do more than you are capbable of). Lows are extreme anger or sadness.

Believe me. I live with some with the illness.

I don't care how hot she is -- that bipolar bitch would cut you dick off in the middle of the night for leaving the milk out.

by Blowfish August 17, 2005

Bipolar

The weather in St. George Utah.

It's below freezing one day and then like 68 degrees the next day. The weather in St. George, Utah is bipolar.

by a;lkd February 24, 2011