Bionicles and Bang

Like Netflix and chill but instead of Netflix you build bionicles yo gurl

Dylan: Hey girl wanna come come over for some Bionicles and Banging?
Shelly: Oh yeah you know the ball-socket joints of the Toa Mata turn me on

by theczechspam December 18, 2018

bionicles

They are the most legendary objects ever created by human kind
They where created by the Lego company. They are the most likely thing for you to jerk off to slightly bellow the internet

I invited a cute girl from school to play bionicles but she started taking of her clothes and I was very fucking disappointed

by Russian Santa December 20, 2018

Sym Bionic Titan

Probably the best TV show Cartoon Network had after the era of Samurai Jack, Power Puff Girls, Dexter's Laboratory, Teen Titans, and Foster Home for Imaginary friends to the most drastic extend. Created by the Russian-American, Genndy Tartakovsky, the show is based on a group of two teenagers and a robot that are sent to Earth in order to protect the princes from the recent coup that took place. Titan created a great deal of views and good criticism, sadly it was removed from Cartoon network cause of lack of baby merchendise. Stood proud with the decision even though it ended its airing.

Carl: This show is soo sick!!!
Kim: I know!!! i didntmissed any episodes when they came out!
Carl: Too bad they took it out! I wanted to see it again even if its the old episodes!
Kim: You still can from iTunes!
Carl: *a minute later* Woo i own Sym Bionic Titan!

by Smeethers November 3, 2011

Bionic Tone

A superhuman penis that is unbreakable and can be used to catapult out of a large cave.

Forest Whitaker failed to use his Bionic Tone to escape the cave in Star Wars:Rogue One.

by Grandmajohnsonlegsondash February 5, 2017

Bionicle

The thing I sell day in, day out, at Legoland. I never began as a fan of it but after being forced to watch the movie over 25 times, and listening to hours upon hours of kids talk to me about Bionicle, I've become fairly knowlegeable on it. It's about six heroic robots, called Toa, fighting a really evil robot called Makuta on a far away island called Mata Nui. The Toa defeat evil after evil that Makuta creates until Makuta gets his ass handed to him by Takanuva, the 7th Toa. Anyway none of that matters, all that matters is that you go out and buy Bionicle. You know you want too, because Bionicle is where most of my paycheck comes from.

All Toas are $8.95 each, $9.64 with tax. Makuta is $19.95, $21.50 with tax. Takanuva is $29.95, $32.27 with tax. Would you like a bag with that?

by The Toa of Selling Toas August 28, 2004

Bionic Douche Bag

An idiot with no emotion towards anyone as if they were a robot, thus making a BINOIC DOUCHEBAG.

PARKER IS A FUCKING BIONIC DOUCHE BAG?

by MILEYYYYY April 15, 2011

Bionic Hooker

Often applied to a hooker that has restored function or enhanced abilities due to the integration of some artificial component or technology. It is not the same as a stuffed hooker, a prostitute that was so popular after her death that the pimp decided to stuff her, so that she would not rot.

Man1: Maria the harlot does the best handjobs ever! Man2: That is because her arm is artificial. She is a binoic hooker, you know? Man1: That explaines the inhuman cardio on that bitch. I have problems getting it hard and she rammed it for hours. There was two other guys getting services at the same time actually.

Woman: I wish Adam Jensen was real, and also a bionic hooker. He is so sexy!

by Nematodirus helvetianus June 23, 2015