Bionic Hooker

Often applied to a hooker that has restored function or enhanced abilities due to the integration of some artificial component or technology. It is not the same as a stuffed hooker, a prostitute that was so popular after her death that the pimp decided to stuff her, so that she would not rot.

Man1: Maria the harlot does the best handjobs ever! Man2: That is because her arm is artificial. She is a binoic hooker, you know? Man1: That explaines the inhuman cardio on that bitch. I have problems getting it hard and she rammed it for hours. There was two other guys getting services at the same time actually.

Woman: I wish Adam Jensen was real, and also a bionic hooker. He is so sexy!

by Nematodirus helvetianus June 23, 2015

bionicle

Biological Chronicle (spelling?) One fan site is Bzpower. One of Lego's best lines ever.

I love Bionicle

by Maslego January 19, 2004

Reverse Cricket Leg Bionic-Seahorse

The "Reverse Cricket Leg Bionic-Seahorse" is the act in which the male hangs onto a shower curtain, holds his left leg up with his other hand, while the woman does a handstand underneath him while the shower is on. The Man thrusts downward in a circular and pumping motion.

" Yo Ryan I heard you gave her a Reverse Cricket Leg Bionic-Seahorse!!"

by Pindershlon February 15, 2010

bionic knees

Artificial knees made for people with weak/broken knees so they can do everyday stuff like us. A famous example is the streamer YourRage as he uses bionic knees because his own knees don't work anymore.

Person 1: Ah man I broke my knees the doctors said I'll never be able to walk again.
Person 2: Just do like YourRage and get a set of bionic knees.

by iHaveNoKnees December 28, 2021

bionicbitches

a group of bionic supersonic females with extreme sex appeal and high IQs. (who love alliteration)

origin: creepy half-spaniard with bionic implant tried to abduct two of aforementioned females. they escaped and lived to become even more bionic supersoni

"yeh i've heard of those bionicbitches"

"yeh, brady mentions those bionic bitches"

by Dr Drunk June 5, 2005

bionicle

Bionicle stands for "Biomechanical Chronicle" and is Lego's first original saga. It begins with six heroes called toa fighting for peace, and win against the evil Makuta. They are transformed in a battle against a new evil, the bohrok, and the first evil comes back with his sons, the Rahkshi. Another toa is discovered and Makuta is defeated once and for all. The village chieftans tell the toa a tale of Metru-Nui, their past, and how they were once toa. At Metru-Nui a matoran villager is a traitor, and plans to destroy Metru-Nui, a super advanced city. Then everyone fled to Mata-Nui, etc.

"I must face him alone." - Takanuva, the seventh toa. From Bionicle, Mask of Light.

by Robert (Rahkshuta on BZPower) February 25, 2004

Bionicle

Short for "Biological Chronicle". A line of building toys released by Lego, which features six mighty heroes and their sruggle for the masks of power.

"That is the way of the Bionicle"

by Groucho Marx February 15, 2004