Douche Bigalow

Someone who is so good a being a douche, they should be whored out. The douche of all douches.

-I told my ex wife I was going to a concert.
-I asked if she could take our son that day.

-She said she was also going to that concert.
-I sold my tickets to be with my son.
-She LIED.
She is DOUCHE BIGALOW.

by thetruthisabitch May 13, 2010

Bigail

Very depressed animal

Aw look at the poor bigail

by anonymous April 20, 2021

douche bigalo

a huge douche bag or piece of shit that only cares about getting laid. Will put his dick into anything that squirms.

A person like, Mike "the situation" from jersey shore

Trevor: Hey lets go out tonight

Curtis: Oh u gonna try to take home some nasty bitch?

Trevor: Well anything that has a hole! Im so annoying that girls will have sex with me so i stop talking

Curtis: Wow quit being a douche bigalo, but i guess u dont have a choice with ur tiny kak

by cfrierson November 30, 2010

bigalow blowout

When a skanky girl is giving head and you cum so hard it comes out of her nose.

Griffis came so hard it blew out of her nose. He won the Bigalow blowout last night!

by Yukonskitch December 30, 2016

bigalish

unknown audio maker that only uploaded a single audio with credit ://

person 1: you know bigalish?
person 2: no

by bigalish March 1, 2022

Bigalls day

16 August when every guy on the planet does bigalls to prove that he is not a pussy.

Person 1: Ew, I think that guy has bigalls, why does he do that?
Person 2: I think its Bigalls day today.

by joesJoes August 16, 2023

Bigalow

When you "big up" (highly praise) something that is not really worthy of praise.

"oh you just bigalowed that!"

"that is just not worth bigalowing."

by Reviii August 10, 2009