Bronsexual

A nickname for very delusional LeBron James fans.

Lucas thinks LeBron James is the greatest thing since sliced bread, he's such a Bronsexual.

by PhoenixGamer34 April 27, 2021

BronSexual

Love LeBron James and only like Lebron James.

Oh, bob is such a bronsexual.

by anonymous January 17, 2021

Closet Bronsexual

An annoying NBA fanboy who secretly loves LeBron James but appears to be a LeBron hater for everyone else on the internet. They're Bronsexuals with retarded midset. Closet Bronsexuals are actively spouting non-sense LeBron stats or any LBJ career lows (from his rookie year up to his 8 point game) in any non-LBJ related topics. These fanboys literally fooled many NBA fans thinking that all LeBron Haters (LBJ fanboys who pretends to be LBJ Haters) are dumb

Notable Closet Bronsexuals

- Henry Rivera (active Closet Bronsexual)

- Jack Horford (Draymond Green dickrider from 2016-2018)

- AJ Walkin (2012-2018)

- Justin Miller (2017-201?)

by Unicornication June 24, 2019

Bronsexual

A bandwagonging fan of Lebron James who can tell u the dumbest thing about basketball just to show a super defensive demeanor for Lebron.
The Philippines, Belgium and the Netherlands are home to a huge numbers of Bronsexuals accumulating as high as 94 percent. Calling Lebron "King" is also one of the ways Bronsexuals do to promote Lebron's legacy.

Notable bronsexuals:
SHANNON SHARPE

RYAN HOLLINS (Former NBA player)
KENDRICK PERKINS (Former NBA player)
TRAE YOUNG (Atlanta Hawks Guard)
KEVIN DE BRUYNE (Manchester City Midfielder)
RIHANNA
SKIP BAYLESS is a Closet Bronsexual

by Thomas Meunier November 21, 2020

beanosexual

Someone who is attracted to human beans (Twenty One Pilots)

"What is your sexual orientation?"
"I'm a beanosexual."

by IsleOfFlightlessBeans April 27, 2016

Bronsexual

Bronsexual is a term used to describe someone who loves and defend LeBron James more than life.

A Bronsexual is NOT a fan of any particular team other than Team Bron.

A Bronsexual does not have the ability to go back and forth with an intelligent basketball discussion.

A Bronsexual is quick to resort to bragging about off the court accomplishments in a very sad attempt to claim that their guy is the goat.

When a Bronsexual runs out of ammunition to argue with they will resort to their safe word by simply saying "YOU A HATER".

A Bronsexual can't help themselves to the point where they feel that they have to defend his honor and his legacy each and every time they see a post that does not glorify LeBron James

Shannon Sharpe is the biggest Bronsexual of them all because he almost got into a fight with LeBron's opposing team during the game trying to defend his King.

by LeBron Blames February 18, 2023

Bronsexual

A term used by haters of LeBron James to describe fans of James, while not realizing that they are in fact the bronsexuals. They bring up useless bad stats from games he played seven years in the past to justify their hate for him, can make any topic about LeBron, cum on themselves when anything bad happens to LeBron, and overall just cannot stop talking about LeBron James. Typically massive Michael Jordan stans. Skip Bayless is the head Bronsexual.

John: This guy on twitter just called me a bronsexual.

Joe: what’s his twitter name?
John: @lechoke3-5lebumsux
Joe: just ignore him. He’s the real bronsexual. He has a whole twitter page dedicated to LeBron.

by Russell George May 31, 2018