North Bethesda

A bullshit locality that is really part of Rockville but wants to be a part of the more desirable Bethesda area. Home to many high rise condos, strip malls, random Sunday afternoon traffic-jams, and the White Flint Mall.

Guy 1: so I went to the Flagship car wash in north Bethesda today,

guy 2: bullshit that's Rockville young, it's walking distance to Twinbrook Parkway, and every one knows that Twinbrook is Rockville

by thebronski February 22, 2009

Pulling a Bethesda

When a good thing goes horribly wrong.
Like per say the hype fallout76 generated only to get a massive letdown from a loving community
Also a game made just for the company's revenue and without little regaurd for the fans.
Like the Bag gate.

Nicholas: hey I just got fallout 76 today!
Will: cool, but don't pull a Bethesda and play that game, it'll be a huge let down to a hardcore Bethesda fan!
Nicholas:Oh your talking about Pulling a Bethesda? It's ok I'm pretty sure it'll be a solid game
Will: I'm sure your mistaken

by SPACE_SNIPERX December 6, 2018

Bethesda-Chevy Chase High School

Very rich school in very rich montgomery county in maryland. There are LOTS of parties. The girls are hott as hell-most lose their virginity at age 15-in the place of a backpack most hold longchamp bags and high end purses. The boys are either preppy or hood rat-or they think they're hood rat by dressing up in bright colors and always matching their shoes to their shirts to their hats. most sell marijuana. B-CC has the IB program and is one of the best schools in the county, Walt Whitman High School can suck a dick.

-"Hey did you hear about that Bethesda-Chevy Chase High School party last weekend that got cited?"
-"..you mean every Bethesda-Chevy Chase party..?"
-"true shit."

by Cat Power February 26, 2009

Bethesda

verb, to render a piece of software (usually a video game) inoperable and/or unplayable due to one or more bugs left within the code.

"They've really Bethesda-ed up the launch of Fallout 76, haven't they?"

"That's what you get for having an excessively harsh crunch time and not hiring enough QAs."

by Geekonomicon October 31, 2018

bethesda

A suburban town where on the sidewalks you see rich white jews in real polos listening to rap on there ipods.

maya- much thanks

Person from DC: wanna go to California tortilla?
Person from Bethesda: Where?
DC:California tortilla.
Bethesda:Where?
DC:cal tor
Bethesda: OHHHHH

by Hillary w/ help from maya January 22, 2005

bethesda-grade incompetence

Making something that could be good but ends up being terrible, but people enjoy it anyway; ignoring hundreds and hundreds of helpful suggestions; generally being a giant assclown that is clearly only worried about selling the bridge that you are currently burning while standing on.

The world fades from black. You sit in a wooden cart, surrounded by bandits. One of the bandits has terribly broken textures, and two others are incorrectly labelled as housecats. You shout out to God almighty "I think there's a mistake here!!" Suddenly, a feral pig jumps out of a bush and explodes, killing you. This is some Bethesda-grade incompetence.

by OldManBOMBIN August 1, 2019

Bethesda

A town in Washington DC suburbia in Montgomery County. Bethesda is unique because of its highly educated population. Montgomery County itself has a gang problem in areas like Silver Spring and Kensington, but its high standards for education are seen in its nicer areas like Bethesda, Potomac, and Rockville. Bethesda is populated mostly by families with high income. A lot but not most of them are filthy rich and are the ones you see living in the really big houses. Children who grow up in Bethesda tend to be ignorant of places that are less fortunate because there isn't much to worry about. This gives them the impression that places like Gaithersburg are ghetto. Kids from Bethesda tend to be generalized as spoiled rich white kids. True most of them are rich but only the spoiled ones are the people who give off this generalization. There is in fact, a very small population of working class families that live in Bethesda. Their kids are the ones that realize how ridiculous everything around them actually is. These same kids are usually the ones made fun of because their down to earth view of things in an over achiever environment. Bethesda is basically a utopia, so kids in Bethesda become bored and start doing drugs. While there doing drugs and are completely unaware that they just got ripped off, they convince them selfs that because they smoke bud and live near DC this somehow makes them hardcore. This is what gives Bethesda a bad rep.

Ignorant Rich kid #1: Dude, this shit soo dank.
Ignorant Rich kid #2: Yeah, I'm fucked up right now. Lets go back to my mansion and brag about how hardcore we are to each other while playing xbox 360 live.

Dealer #1: I aint sellin shit.
Dealer #2: Go to Bethesda. Yesterday i sold two white boys a shitty salad for $80. It wont even get them high.

by The Fountain of Knowledge April 16, 2008