ich bin ein berliner

int. literally: "I am a jelly donut". A popular German term often screemed by pregnant teenagers as they reach a sexual climax.

"Dude, i was givining it to her so hard last night that she screamed "ich bin ein berliner" then she ejaculated all over my new carpet."

by tombrianevan January 27, 2007

Berliner

The German slang for doughnut. Use in correct context, or you'll look like an idiot.

John F. Kennedy. In Berlin he gave a speech, he was being translated by a second person, at the end he said one part of this sentence in German. He said ''The Berliners are people of true power and honor. I am a Berliner.'' But, he said 'Ech bin ein Berliner. Meaning 'I am a Berliner.' Thus, announcing to the Germans the president of the United States of America is in fact a Doughnut.

by Spageto September 10, 2009

Berliner

A surly but passive-aggressive individual claiming to be salt of the earth working class and born in east or west Berlin, Germany. Many Berliners are unemployed or retired at 40 due to once much looser welfare rules. Others work driving public transport, behind counters, but particularly at irritating people who don't come from Berlin, or anyone that gets in range actually. A real Berliner has a Berliner accent which is basically a way of speaking without having to open your mouth. The Berliner claim to be "warm people who give lip" (Herz und Schnauze).

"You want me to turn the music down? Why don't you find another place to live instead. I've been living here for 20 years."

"I'd like to go to Spandau please driver."
"Uh, I've got nothing against it."

"I'll serve you as soon as I finish chatting to my friends, but then it will be time for my lunch break. We Berliner aren't slaves, you know."

by Brian32345 September 25, 2009

blinked

To be touched by the band blink 182's songs / lyrics.

To be blinked you must have experienced an amazing *coincidence* or event.

Jeeze blinked 182 totaly blinked me yesterday.

Can you believe that nerd just floored that jock thats blinked for sure.

by blinked September 20, 2006

Berliner'ed

Feeling of instant regret after a decision is made generally around ordering food.

He immediately Berliner'ed after ordering the chicken fried steak. He went with the grilled cheese instead.

by Gastrojack July 7, 2009

Betwinked

When girls ignore a twink's homosexuality because he is physically attractive

Abby: Josh is straight!
Herendira: I know, and he's so hot
Alan: yall he's literally a faggot! You're being betwinked

by MR.KEISHA October 16, 2023

Purple Berliner

A Purple Berliner is a double ended dildo. It is the usual choice of closet lesbians who get drunk and bang the fuck out of one another.

'C' and 'J', after getting hammered on red wine, ended up in bed together fucking in unison with a big Purple Berliner

by noahmurney October 20, 2009