Bendinitis

A painful lower leg condition most notably suffered by Ben Hatley. Especially if he hasn't stretched before running. This condition is often very painful causing Ben to scream. A notable example of Bendinitis happened on May 12, 2006 when he didn't realize he and Liv were only stretching before running. But it can quickly be made up.

Ben: Oh no, I shouldn't have gone running. I've got a terrible Bendinitis.

Liv: Well, you should have stretched. A Liv Lean would have done it! Or maybe a Ben Ball. They stretch the shins.

Ben: Crazy cramp! Will this ever end? (he makes a seething sound as if it really hurts) Hey Liv, massage this for me, will you?

Liv: (laughing) Okay, okay, I'll massage it. Here, let me stretch it for you, too. Easy now, we'll get rid of that old Bendinitis. We'll send it back where it came from. It won't be coming back!

Ben: Whoah! Maybe you're right. A good stretch should do it. (he leans into a Ben Ball) That's the ticket. That's better.

Liv: I know. Bendinitis hurts! But, we can always make up for it. Just remember, Bendinitis hurts, so stretch it out first. (She laughs)

by Dusty's Baby Powder August 12, 2011

bonneritis

When you have an unwanted bonner that will not go down, even after attempting to free your mind.

"Damn, i have this raging bonner right now, i must have bonneritis"

by cryocardio April 23, 2014

genderitis

The feeling someone gets when they can't define their gender anymore.

Did you here that Bill came down with the Genderitis

by Eddie Bauer Plumbing December 3, 2017

Bendyitis

Bendyitis refers to experiencing significant physical and mental exhaustion as a result of excessive alcohol consumption over a short period, typically a weekend or "bender". This often manifests in symptoms such as fatigue, headache, nausea, dehydration, and overall malaise. It can lead to genuine sickness when the body's immune system becomes compromised due to the excessive alcohol intake, making one more susceptible to infections and illnesses.

After the stag, several members of the wedding party were struck down with severe case of Bendyitis.

by naceik April 2, 2024

Benneitis

Benneitis is when your name is Ben and you are an aviation student who spends each night at the bar contemplating his life decisions. If he's not at a bar, he is ripping Fortnite with the lads. He usually does not talk to girls because he's an introvert but he manages to come around once in a while.

Ben - "Dude, how come all I want to do is go to the bars and rip Fortnite? I am also a crippling airplane addict."

Dude at the bar - "It sounds like you might be suffering from chronic benneitis, get help asap you avit goon"

by nat2shifty May 9, 2024