judy blume

the name of a childhood book. Nothing less nothing more

3rd grader: yo what good you read the new judy blume series

other 3rd grader: yea very good.

by coollio June 4, 2014

belmet

Quite simply a cross between a bell end and a helmet.

.....Ooh, I caught my belmet on the fence as I hopped nakedly through next doors garden.

by Bulbatross January 4, 2008

Beluke

noun
To belch and puke at the same time.

"Dude you shoud have seen your beluke the other night!"

"That guy's beluke was fucking awesome!"

by richyrich55 June 21, 2006

blumer

Someone who is misunderstood by STD carrying whore ex-girlfriends.

Why don't you go down on me blumer?
Because your pussy smells like death.

by chrisBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB September 23, 2009

blumenthal

The crusty skin on the back of ones nut sack

She gave me a bj and got a taste of the Blumenthal

by Joef315 December 29, 2013

Blumenthal

A blow job given by a very slutty guy.

Hey man I totally got a Blumenthal the other day from a little slut named will.

by TheCandyMan!!! October 7, 2011

belumpkin

Receiving felatio while defecating.

Trina gave Mike a belumpkin while he was taking a shit.

by Dirty Lama December 9, 2008