Beesoning

(Noun) The act of thinking about bees in a logical, sensible way.

Beekeeper Language

“After inspecting my hives tonight I began beesoning on the effect the recent good weather has had on my bees.

by LeZazous September 12, 2018

Side Belting

The act of fat blokes wearing their belts with the buckle to the side so that it doesn’t dig in to overhanging stomachs.

“I have been able to sit up straight in a chair since I started side belting instead of just laying down eating biscuits”

by Johngefc June 25, 2021

Burtoning

Refers to when one goes snowboarding with all Burton gear (hard and soft goods). Usually happens by accident as when one Burton product is purchased it tends to be incompatible with anything else on the market.

I can't wait for it to start snowing, I really want to go burtoning!

Why did I buy this over priced Burton board? Now I have to buy these over priced Burton bindings because nothing else will fit. Oh well I guess I'll just go burtoning this year...

by 8===D --- ('o') April 1, 2009

Wet-belting

The unpleasant dilemma arising when one relieves oneself, only to discover that in the process they got a little bit of shit on their hand and thus is reluctant to buckle their belt. Said person will, in most cases, opt to wash his or her hands before touching his or her belt. As a result of the hand washing when they do buckle their belt the moisture left on their hands is transferred to the belt, making it wet.

Dude, I was just leaving a mud monkey when I got a little bit of shit on my hand so I resorted to wet-belting.

by wet-belter January 1, 2012

Benjamin-Buttoning

The act of either watching or creating a movie/tv series out of order, or backwards.

Example 1:
Person A: "My friend Tyler won't stop Benjamin-Buttoning the Saw series...no wonder he has no idea what's going on!"

Person B: "He never does anything right..."

Example 2:
Person A: "Did you hear about the 3rd Paranormal Activity? It's supposed to take place before the 2nd one."

Person B: "Yup. Didn't the 2nd one take place before the 1st?"

Person A: "Well, I guess they're Benjamin-Buttoning it."

by weeniehutjunior July 25, 2011

benetoning

Expression used to describe the act of sleeping with individuals from different racial origins one at a time, or with numerous partners

1. "I went benetton with a Caucasian, a Black and an Asian girl."

2. "I was asked for a benetoning session"

3. "To go beneton with someone"

by 74Z4 April 26, 2007

belting the hog

Masturbating. Usually describes the male action because of the implied aggression and virility in the phrase.

Don't come over for another half hour or so, Ellie Mae. I'm gonna be busy belting the hog.

by Elton Ryder April 15, 2009