Bill Belichick

The most intelligent and prolific coach in the modern NFL, if a bit eccentric...

bill belichick is unquestionably the BEST coach in the current NFL, a truth often contested with irrelevant information by jealous whiners...

oh, and senator specter, don't you have better things to do?

by thereyougobob June 26, 2008

Monica Bellucci

The most beautiful actress in the world.

Seeing Monica Bellucci makes me forget how to breathe.

by prettymaryk March 22, 2008

Bill Belichick

Patriots Head coach... also played the bad guys mom in the goonies. Mama Fratelli

Bill Belichick was the bad guys mom in the goonies

by Bill Himself December 8, 2019

Belichick it

To call an incomprehisible play in a football game (when a more humble approach is more prudent) costing your team points and possibly the game--as with Bill Belichick's decision to go for it on 4th and 2 on his own 28 with a late 6-point lead against the Colts.

Nick Saban should have just punted on 4th and 23 in his first possession of the game, but his ego forced him to Belichick it with the fake, leading to a field goal for Texas.

by Eener3000 January 8, 2010

Belichick

When you misinterpret a rule.

I'm sorry principal, i didn't know i wasn't supposed to do that, i belichicked the rule.

by mr. cheescake April 13, 2008

Bill Belichick

An incredibly smart coach known for gutsy calls and bizarre tactics. Known to throw the red flag to contest a play and get it denied 75 percent of the time. He also makes brilliant calls that give away football games to football geniuses like Peyton Manning who laughs when they go for it on the fourth down at their 29 yard line. Coach of a team who led a perfect season and choked on the last game. If he would have just had another camera on the sideline he would have been able to cheat better. With Tom Brady as your jester, anything is possible, except making an intelligent call to win the game.

I totally pulled a Bill Belichick - I had the game in the bag and then I gave it away.

by tom brady cheat November 16, 2009

Monica Bellucci

Although beyond the reach of mortal females, a state of existence, beauty, sexuality, philosophy, and attitude that females of the human species should nevertheless strive to attain; includes black hair and Italian (from Italy, not Brooklyn)accent.

George: Mia is pretty hot, I am thoroughly enjoying her white thong with the rhinestone heart over her ass.
Mike: Yes. And she smells nice, has silky smooth skin, makes pleasant conversation, and is a talented dancer that gives me a special feeling. Even her pooch is cute. She reminds me a little of "Monica Bellucci".

by Herodotus July 28, 2008