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Balenciaga Crackpipe 

a doorstopper. Typically found in middle class homes/apartments, But you still live under minimum wage for the average coke head if you own these, or you're an alcoholic. Sliding doors are for experts.
"Got pulled over last night. The dog could smell the balenciaga crackpipe in the stashbox. He offered me a website he uses for sleep and gave me some water. Pig."
Balenciaga Crackpipe by tornxvi January 11, 2023
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Balenciaga Fever 

The uncontrollable addiction to purchase a new pair of $1,000 shoes everytime a collection is released.
Don't mind him, he is not actually sick, he is impulsively dripped the fuck out 24/7 - he has Balenciaga Fever.
Balenciaga Fever by srslyRigby January 25, 2022

balenciaga escort 

When someone is leading the way in some expensive ass drip
If you don’t know where to go just follow the Balenciaga escort
balenciaga escort by Jezuz_b September 16, 2019

balenciaga daddy

Rich dude who will buy you all the designer goods you want.
That old dude with that instagram model is a balenciaga daddy
balenciaga daddy by cat1313 October 8, 2022

Bebecita 

Las otras tienen que apretar. En la calle ando suelto pero por ti me quito. Ey, ey, tú no ere bebecita, tú ere bebesota. Frikitona, má', se te nota.
Bebecita by Bichotazo May 17, 2022

bellacita 

bellacitas are seggsy. they steal food from pantry. sometimes spaz out. bellacitas are strange. good friends. strange. still seggsy. lots food. don’t feed a bellacita after midnight. not good idea.
girl one: hey what’s that thing eating all my food?!?!
girl two: oh, ha. that’s a bellacita. they do that.
girl one: wow. i love my new bellacita.
bellacita by seggsy asf😩 March 26, 2021
blenita
blenita
Blenita by blenita November 23, 2021