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behead the brown tortoise

Verb: To take a shit. So called because the act of the sphyncter muscles, whilst pinching off the loaf, creates a guillotine effect upon the toroise's (the shit) neck.
"Hey guys, I'd love to go to the store with you, but I've really got to behead the brown tortoise right now."
by A Dub November 10, 2008
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beheading

When someone cuts off someone else head. This can happen a number of ways. Decapitation is another word for it.
Mary Queen of Scotts had a beheading last week.
by Carter335783 January 31, 2020
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behra

A Cuban name originates from a the small lake side town

People with this name usually suffer from micro penis and up-syndrome
My friend behra is a good man but a dumb one
by WhyIsLife04 October 12, 2021
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Anal beheading

When someone's neck is slit and head is then stuck up someone's rectum and then their neck is twisted while in the rectum causing the head to fall off
Dude 1: did you see that movie with the anal beheading
Dude 2: yeah I like the part when they slit his throat
by Thegreatwhitebeannie February 23, 2017
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behzad

a person who is extremly tall, and has many attractive materialistic characteristics such as clothes shoes accesories and $MONEY$. Known as one who is raw and has not much emotion of love but has a very soft side and is filled with love for certain people, and only allowes him/her self 2 reveal that side to those he is close with and respects.
"yo look at that guy, so tall and shit, hes so damn behzad!"
by clean2 June 20, 2007
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Behdad Bozorgnia

A totally awsome thing, person, or metaphysical entity
My god Chad these tight kakhis are the total Behdad Bozorgnia
by Max Thunder May 1, 2003
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Pedo Bearadise

Places like: Omegle, Facebook, Myspace, 4chan, The Entire Internet.........
You: hi

Stranger: a/s/l?

You: im boy, 12, and what is this?

Stranger: wanna come over? I have cookies and a hard ding ding and was wondering if your'e hungry?

You: Hi, Im Chris Hansen from Dateline NBC. We've been working closely with the FBI and have been monitoring your child pornography downloads and your trips to Thailand. There is a swat team waiting outside right nao equipped with riot gear and very, verrry pedophile crazed k-9's just waiting to tear your tiny little balls to shreds so don't bother running..........

Stranger: uh, I'm sorry?

You: Red Team, gogogogogogogo!

You(Cris Hansen): God-Damnit.... Omegle's a fucking Pedo Bearadise...............Good work tho, guise!
by ENDL355MIND January 8, 2010
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