Conservative pro-business Italian Prime Minister disliked by left-wing ass gnomes because he would rather not see the return of Bolshevism to Europe. Liberals compare Berlusconi, Bush, or anybody with conservative political views to Hitler and Mussolini because that's their idea of fun.
by Paul O'Neill July 1, 2004
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Get the berlusconi mug.The great and magnificent Prime Minister of Italy. Look up his hilarious quotes on wikiquote.org. Besides being the PM, he's also a playboy, the former owner of AC Milan, and may other things. Did I mention that he gets lots of hot women?
Berlusconi has said many great things, some hilarious, some wise and some both:
- on President Barack Obama:
"Barack Obama being young, handsome and sun-tanned is going to get along with you the President of Russia swimmingly"
"I'm paler than Mr Obama, because it's been so long since I went sunbathing. He's more handsome, younger and taller,"
--- when criticized for such comments he has responded, as he should, that his critics have no sense of humor
-On his own balding:
"I have little hair because my brain is so big it pushes the hair out"
-On his own aging: "It's the fate of the lion in winter: all his billions, all his television channels cannot rescue him from the mockery that rains down on the aged lecher, his powers visibly waning."
-On those who don't vote for him: I have Italian citizens in too good consideration to think that there are so many voting assholes (literally: "coglioni", rude word for testicles) around which could vote against their own interests. I apologize for the rude but effective language."
There's a lot more........
- on President Barack Obama:
"Barack Obama being young, handsome and sun-tanned is going to get along with you the President of Russia swimmingly"
"I'm paler than Mr Obama, because it's been so long since I went sunbathing. He's more handsome, younger and taller,"
--- when criticized for such comments he has responded, as he should, that his critics have no sense of humor
-On his own balding:
"I have little hair because my brain is so big it pushes the hair out"
-On his own aging: "It's the fate of the lion in winter: all his billions, all his television channels cannot rescue him from the mockery that rains down on the aged lecher, his powers visibly waning."
-On those who don't vote for him: I have Italian citizens in too good consideration to think that there are so many voting assholes (literally: "coglioni", rude word for testicles) around which could vote against their own interests. I apologize for the rude but effective language."
There's a lot more........
by Berlusconi_is_#1 May 11, 2009
Get the berlusconi mug.(Beeruzing) A counterpart of perusing in that the difference is basically the subject matter itself. Instead of perusing, reading words, surveying or examining in detail, The Object for examine in this instance is Beer itself and entails the art of selecting the right Beer for the night at the Store, and not to exclude when one makes a custom 6 pack Choice of cultural diverse beer for taste testing. Likely a trend of Beer drinking connoisseurs.
Man: "Hey Hon i'm going grocery shopping"
Wife: "For what i did that last week?"
Man: "I ran out of beer and feel like beerusing at the local store or head to the brewhouse for a new taste, So don't wait up for me..."
Wife: "Only the finest for you my man, Your a gentleman and a scholar"
Man: " Shut your face woman, Shit is about to get real!"
Wife: "For what i did that last week?"
Man: "I ran out of beer and feel like beerusing at the local store or head to the brewhouse for a new taste, So don't wait up for me..."
Wife: "Only the finest for you my man, Your a gentleman and a scholar"
Man: " Shut your face woman, Shit is about to get real!"
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Get the BeeRusing mug.When you pretend to be a Julius Caesar, but ending up being a Marcus Licinius Crassus, with people laughing behind your back while enjoying your money.
Sam bought a 30m yacht to impress girls, but was berlusconed and in all the parties on the yacht, his friends messed with all the ladies
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