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Beef jerky in the morning

Absurdly early in the morning. See also zero dark thirty, asscrack or buttcrack of dawn, dark o'clock or stupid o'clock
"I need a power nap. I'm not used to being up at beef jerky in the morning."
"Bro, this better be important – it's beef jerky in the morning here."
by freezerbee August 1, 2019
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Beef Jerky

1: The act of Masturbating.

2: Getting a Handjob.
This girl gave me the best Beef Jerky the other night.
by xTheoneguyx July 29, 2010
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Beef Jerky

A replacement for masturbate/jerking in case you have someone around who might overhear.
by DreamHack January 30, 2009
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beef jerkey johnson

a sasquatchular, slightly ginger, rednecked who enjoys rock climbing without a shirt, making beef jerkey, and who gets stung by bees while sleeping. Also a spaz
Wow that kid is a Beef Jerkey Johnson

Oh george bush is more of a redneck than Beef Jerkey Johnson


Wow he's as good of a rock climber as Beef Jerkey Johnson
by think tank inc. March 14, 2009
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Beef-Jerkie

A person who works out all the time and can't form a complete sentence; nothing in the brain.
The Beef-Jerkie us the one you see in the gym or on the streets that can't form a complete sentence. "Hey! Look at that Beef-Jerkie on the roids walking down the street"
by FitnessTBay October 23, 2012
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Beef jerky

A beef jerky.

A beef jerky is the act of giving or receiving a handjob using ground beef as a lubricant. Usual one would use saliva or some sort of lube for a handjob; a beef jerky requires uncooked ground beef.

Why do you ask? Say your camping, forgot to bring lube and both you and your partner have the pasties. Look no further then a pack or room temperature ground beef.

You can also use other ground meats.

If your partner vigorously jerks fast enough this will create enough heat to have a meal after sex.
I don’t feel like having sex tonight babe, how about a beef jerky?
by Chokiecat March 8, 2019
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Beef Jerky

Beef Jerkys are a nickname for Jerks.
They always want some beef, (Tension or fighting)
And are Jerks. Also can be used as a codeword.
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