beef curtain

labia majora that appear beeflike

I had to slap that beef curtain like I was makin' some steak.

by J-Loco March 12, 2007

beef curtain

Found on VERY obese women, the excess lard that flaps between the abdomen and the knees.

I thought the hoe was wearing a weighted slip under her skirt, but it was actually just her beef curtain!

by McLardy August 31, 2007

beef curtain

vagina

her beef curtain was bruised and battered by many years of abuse

by scart July 11, 2003

beef curtain

I don't know what the fuck this is...crazy

Damn check this beef curtain! It's sweetaction!

by Amanda and Jackie January 29, 2003

beef curtain

A foolish, over-sensetive person.

Don't be such a beef curtain!

by afokenr March 25, 2003

Beef Curtains

the creul term for long, hanging inner labia. Despite popular belief, it CAN NOT be "caused" by repeated insertion of a dick. Those who have them are simply born with them.

Did you see the beef curtains on that girl?
Hell yeah I did! Let 'em hang girl!

by peopleareidiots April 22, 2011

beef curtains

A beautiful set of pussy lips that can be sucked, nibbled and licked during sexual relations. These big pussy lips hug the penis, gripping it, therefor enhancing sexual pleasure.

"That chick had the sexiest beef curtains, best sex I've ever had"

by Leslie 23456 February 2, 2013