united beaner service

on mind of mencia; service that hires mexicans to do jobs americans don't want to do

United Beaner Service: hiring brown people to do the jobs that you dont want to do

by shane p August 23, 2006

Beaner Squad

The avengers if they were mexicans

Call in the Beaner squad !!!

by Sheisse March 13, 2020

beaner stick

a churro

churro = mexican = beaner

churro = stick

Churro = beaner stick

im going to costco to buy a beaner stick

by Roy May 23, 2006

Beaner Speedball

Railing a line of Adderall, while on Valium. Referred to as, "beaner," because a real Speedball is heroin and coke, adderall representing coke, while valium is substituting heroin.

I snorted two lines of addy an hour after popping three valium, the beaner speedball fucked me up for english class.

by adavvgum May 26, 2010

beater's bump

A lump of muscle on the arm, near the elbow that is said to indicate if someone frequently masturbates.

Some people joked that Carl whacked off a lot because he had a giant beater's bump on his arm.

by Rafael Lewis April 24, 2006

Sea Turtle Beaner Surprise

A beaner goes fishing and snags a sea turtle in the fishing net. The beaner watches a porno with the turtle, the sea turtle then gets a boner. The mexican whacks off the turtle and then the turtle ejaculates its sperm into a local camel's mouth. The camel swishes it in its mouth, then spits it into the beaner's mouth. The beaner takes a road trip with hs family then poops out a load of cum and intestinal liquids. A wildebeest jumps on the beaners family, kiling them instantly. The beaner eats calamari with ketchup/mayo and then eats out a bears vagina, then asshole.

Hola Amigo! Let's perform the Sea Turtle Beaner Surprise!

by Osama llama March 15, 2010

Beaver's Oooohh

When you thrust in a uncontrollable way while shouting beaver's ooooh. Orginated off Soccer am Allsports Show when one of the presenters who supported the oregon beavers thrusted while shouted beavers oooh and now its god dam legend

Presenter1: I reckon Beaver's are doing well this season........
GO! Beaver's Oooohh (thrusting actions)

Presenter2: your not allowed to do that

Presenter1: ok srry.................(walking away).........
Beaver's Oooohh (quick sneaky thrust)

by Louisp123 July 16, 2008