Beached it

When a poop is so large that the poop is raised out of the water. Or it can be piled up out of the water, like soft serve.

"Hey Andrew, I just beached it!" -Ben

"Congratulations" -Andrew

by tahoe-chaz January 8, 2014

fully beached

To be quite far under the influence of marijuana; pretty high, very baked

*hits blunt*
Dude 1: "Düde, I'm fully beached right now"

Dude 2: "fully"

by Robbie Odden May 11, 2016

beached

Beached: short for beached whale; is a person known for excessive lying, obviously untrue and arrogant statements (i.e. 'I'm just one of those people that's good at everything'), and general beachedness. They will lie upon the beach of life for eternity.

Why does that kid suck at everything?' 'Don't mind him he's just beached as shit.

by WilliamEKennedy August 18, 2010

beached

1. A term used to describe someone that is naive or delusional, while outwardly arrogant and self-assured. Because of this unwarranted self-assuredness, people who are beached fail to recognize their flaws. Essentially, they will forever lie on the beach of life.

2. Also used to describe douches in general; specifically the unnecessary douchey acts they commit.

1. Speaker 1: "Does that kid realize he's going nowhere in life?"

Speaker 2: "No, he's pretty beached."

2. Speaker 1: "Remember when Rich threatened to break Dave's nose over a game of Risk?"

Speaker 2: "Yeah, that was super beached."

by Michael B. Wang September 30, 2010

beanohead

Receiving oral sex on a beanbag

She gave me beanohead in her mam's front room last night

by ChevronCity February 24, 2014

bethhead

someone that is addicted to beth. but only beth's that have only first names for their full name, each being only four letters long. if you are a proper member, you will have a shirt made that says bethhead on it.

also, phrases like "a breath of fresh air" or "give me liberty or give me beth" can be made in place of boring, non-beth words.

I'm a bethhead from talcrott street. But you aren't a bethhead because you're from jersey.

by poopdik-buttholeface August 5, 2011

Beached

adj. To be so unresponsive, that one becomes almost like a beached whale. Largely due to excessive intake of alcohol or marijuana. See also hammered and blitzed.

Man 1: Hey, what did you do last night?
Man 2: Man, I got messed up pretty bad. I was just laying on my buddies couch staring at the people walking by. I guess you could say i was beached.

by retrokid23 April 15, 2006