Bothering one with random, inconsequential nonsense, such as e-mails full of shit you don't care about or text messages that drive you insane with insane blabber.
I've been trying to dump my on-line boyfriend for months, but he keeps basting my balls via e-mail with stupid bullshit I don't find cute anymore.
by SlimShadee October 9, 2014
Get the basting my balls mug.Snow Basting is the act of hitting a line off your mans cock and then deep throating the knob to make sure the job is done. The side effects are awesome as well he gets numb and you get lit at the same time!!! Aka Snow Basting!
Ski off my stick girl i need to get basted!!
I know you snowed but did you baste him??
Thats Snow Basting!
I know you snowed but did you baste him??
Thats Snow Basting!
by bruNiCC November 8, 2017
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Joe: You had sex with your wife? isn't she pregnant?
Bob: Yeah I was really basting the turkey last night.
Bob: Yeah I was really basting the turkey last night.
by fetus003 August 28, 2008
Get the Basting the Turkey mug.During sexual intercourse, the pubes become coated with bodily fluids. After time the coating becomes thicker and crusties are created.
This fat juicy hoe came over. She was really wet and sticky. Probably from all the gravy in her diet. She was fucking pube basting my shit all night and I had to get out paint thinner to remove the fucking crusties.
by Pube Baster September 4, 2009
Get the pube basting mug.When a girl is being double penetrated in the spit roasting position.(one guy in her mouth the other in the back as if she was a suckling pig) The third guy is "basting" her which consists of ejaculating over the girl being spit roasted.
by JCM Crew May 31, 2006
Get the basting mug.The act of delivering an absolute montage of compliments to the desired subject. Often commonly done by method of awkward slam poetry. The best way to do this is to over exaggerate the flattery to the point of absolute cringe and disgust.
The exact opposite of roasting.
The exact opposite of roasting.
Hey bro, you're going to get a bad basting if you keep being such a good friend.
Basting you is my calling in life; how could I neglect the fact you've always been there for me through thick and thin; I need you in my life desperately, so much it hurts me deep down.
Basting you is my calling in life; how could I neglect the fact you've always been there for me through thick and thin; I need you in my life desperately, so much it hurts me deep down.
by Sir Benjamin Tennyson June 9, 2016
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Girl 1: Oh my god last night i walked in and Jake was basting the turkey.
Girl 2: what did you do?
Girl 1: What any good friend would do, i sucked his dick.
Girl 2: what did you do?
Girl 1: What any good friend would do, i sucked his dick.
by Gentalmansmiley June 21, 2011
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