Sound-powered phone batteries

A fictional object used as a hazing joke pulled on unsuspecting newcomers in the U.S. Navy.

Corporal Dodson: Colonel, the phone died.
Colonel Watts: Go down to the Supply deck to see if there are any sound-powered phone batteries.
Corporal: Sir, yes sir!
Watts: *chuckles*

by Intelligence001 June 24, 2016

batteriea

when you shit batteries

"the other day I had some mad batteriea"

by bigmonkeywoman March 31, 2013

Banteristic Mechanisms

Offensive and strong banter to be taken as a joke but often not.

nob : "Oi mate lets go for a cheeky nandos after JD'S lads "
Archbishop of banterbury: "Fuck off, like you can afford that you use a rope as a belt!"
nob: *crying* "oi my nan was on that boat :("
Archbishop of banterbury:" Only banteristic mechanisms ,trust mate lets av a cheeky nandos!"
nob: aight bruv

by BantaClausOfLondon June 2, 2015

bartribes

A tribe of chiefs, aiming to get other men to stand up and make the most out of their health, wealth, relationships and life.

"Mate, did you hear about Bartribes? They made me realise we all the chief of our own lives."
"Bartribes? Ah yeh, that's that group on the Internetz that help men get in touch with their inner chief."
"I saw Bartribes yesterday. They helped me rebuild my inner chief. Love those guys."

by slutcake69 January 14, 2020

ur mom eats wired batteries

A word to use as a comeback in awkward scenarios or whenever you want!

Hey, what are you eating for lunch? "Ur mom eats wired batteries."

by hotties 2.0 fan account January 14, 2022

Barberista

A person who serves you coffee and then cuts your hair.

My barberista gave me a shitty haircut, but the coffee always keeps me coming back.

by BungleMr September 4, 2011

vaginal batteries

its when you charge your cunt up

yo homie slice go charge your moms vaginal batteries

by George McLean February 2, 2007