Barrel roll

When the aroused bone-ranger deviates from straightness. This is also know as BPS- bent penis syndrome. Seemingly average when flaccid, yet once swole the tummy banana takes a violent sidelong turn and becomes a kidney scraper.

When the skin flute whistles his way west.

Bro with barrel roll:

"Hey gurl!"
Girl that got poked:

"Boy yous be trippin. Yous got barrel roll and now I's got kidney kabob."

Girl to girlfriend: "my furanimal met gonzo last night"
Girlfriend to girl: "bitch! You's saying he's all barrel roll and shit?
Girl to girlfriend: "Barrel. Roll. And shit. Weapon of ass destruction"

Fap fap fap till he get all swole
Sneaky snake do tha barrel roll
round da back shoots de yogurt troll don't console it's just me barrel roll shit be mazing!

by Vanilla gorilla September 1, 2014

Barrel Roll

A sexual endeavour, usually preformed by a female, where the girl spins along an axis (from head to toe) as she is giving a man oral pleasure.

*Do a BaRReL ROLL!*

Brian Peppers often suggests this during daily dialog

by A listener February 13, 2006

barrel rolls

The clockwise or counterclockwise circular movement created by the contour of one's body when attempting to find a comfortable and successful sleep position. The individual may first try the "on the side" approach, but once that doesn't work, he/she may attempt to move to the "on the stomach" approach, followed by the "other side", and then finally "the back". Once the full circle fails, he/she then tries to repeat the entire process again, resulting in the form of a barrel roll.

Due to Paul's insomnia, he had a bad case of the barrel rolls for hours and then finally ended up just rubbing one out.

by Snocap September 21, 2006

The Barrel Roll

While having sex have both individuals wrap arms around each other and then rolling like a barrel while still humping.

She only likes missionary so I like I'll do the barrel roll with her.

by Junior;Vic;Muffin May 29, 2012

barrel roll

The Barrel roll is the maneuver Peppy often confuses with the Aileron roll.

Learning the difference between an aileron roll and a barrel roll could save your life!

by _red___xiii_ April 2, 2008

Barrel Roll

Derived from Star Fox's 'Barrel Roll', the phrase is used to interrupt a person from saying something uninteresting or out of the conversation.

Person 1: That was a hell of a ride
Person 2: I mean it's a new 370z customized, you've gotta expect something worth while...
Person 3: What kind of an engine does it use? I mean I personally think with 4000 cc...
Person 1: Barrel roll.

Example 2
In a blog contest
Person 1: so I just wanted to say, screw those bastards and live your life as you want it to be.
(applauses)
Person 2: Today, I received the mail from my parents that Sylvie died. A drop of tear fell from my watery eyes as I reminisced about the last time I saw her. She was old. Older than I, in a dog's age....
Audience 1: barrel roll.

by Medill Journalist December 2, 2009

Barrel roll

A savage twisting action exerted upon green volkswagen polos when sliding on black ice, normally during airborne periods
in unique circumstances the two passengers walk away unschathed this is beleived to be due to the german construction of the car and the identical naming of the passengers eg. Tom

Tom 1: hard left
Tom 2: (brakes)
Tom 1: Shit!
Tom 2: Shit!
(Barrel Roll)

by Tom, founder of barrel roll February 9, 2007