Barricade

A good ol' pair of double d tits

Kimberly hugged me today & almost broke my chest with her barricade.

by Kamen BTJ October 20, 2007

Barfecate

When something makes you barf so hard that your body searches to the depths of your bowels for something to puke, the result being that you vomit up your own poop (which, when evacuated in this manner, is known as barfeces).

Her 300 dollar pants were so ridiculously ugly that when I saw them I barfecated, covering them in barfeces.

by Askanadult December 28, 2008

Barricade Burn

A condition similar to rug burn that occurs while attending a concert and standing in the front row and being pushed by the entire crowd behind you against the barricade.

A: How was the show last night?
B: It was great but I got a bad case of barricade burn.
A: You now it was good if you have the burn

by mbvenom March 26, 2009

tailgate barricade

When being closely followed by a vehicle, a driver may adjust his or her speed to closely match that of a secondary car in the next lane, creating a barricade which closes any opprotunity for the impatient tailgater to pass. This strategy is especially effective if the follower has ignored the brake-tapping warning, and there has been plenty of time and opprotunity for the following vehicle to change lanes and pass. The intending purpose of which is to encourage the folling vehicle to fall back and ease off the tailgating, and to give the tailgated driver a sense of passive-aggressive revenge. A lack of cooperation from the secondary vehicle, or a two-lane freeway expanding into a three-lane may lead to a failure in which the barricade is broken and the tailgater is able to get by.

You need to tailgate barricade. He'll get the idea!

by littlebrownlab August 7, 2011

gay barricade

When you spend the night with your friend in the same bed and put a barricade of pillows between you both to prevent physical interaction.

Josh and Ed rented a hotel room after a night of partying and built a gay barricade so they could sleep their buzz off.

by randeldandel March 10, 2014

castle barricade

The second most annoying thing for the attacking team in Rainbow six: Siege. The first being the spawn peeker.

WHY DOES TAKE SO LONG TO DESTROY A CASTLE BARRICADE

by MERC907 January 28, 2018

professional barfighter

A man who is adept at various forms of martial arts, most notably Shotokan Karate, Kyokushin Karate, Shorinji Kenpo, Kajukenbo, Judo, Kali, Wing Chun, Jeet Kun Do, or Aikido. They never indulge in drinking alcoholic beverages, but hang around the area in a secret, undisclosed location. The moment a barfight erupts, they jump in screaming very loudly, clad in some sort of martial arts uniform such as a gi, and proceed to clean the bar.

Brian Urlacker: Hey buddy, you got a problem? Wanna take it outside?

Bas Rutten (professional barfighter): Hahaha, sure ok sounds like fun to me.

by Bake Em Away Toys November 16, 2010