bank statement

(noun)-the act of missing a shot over the cross bar in soccer and having to chase the ball down.

(verb)-missing an easy shot and cussing because you have to chase your ball 50 yards from where you were.

Person 1: "Shoot!"

Person 2: *Shot* and ball flies away

Person 1: HAHA! BANK STATEMENT!

Person 2: *%$@! Can you get my ball please?

Person 1: Hell no! I'm not walking to China today!

bank statement by Don't use your real name!!!! May 1, 2010

Bank Spank Bank

A spank bank made of mental images of attractive women that you see at your bank, used later for masturbatory purposes.

Person 1: Yo dude! Do you see that hottie makin' a deposit at that window? She's going in my Bank Spank Bank!

Person 2: Hellz Yeaaa nigga!!

Bank Spank Bank by Scrotum Scrunchie March 31, 2011

bank-some-mojo 

Performing any number of macho/daredevil feats calculated to impress females when word of your exploits is circulated. Also designed to garner bragging rights during male bonding rituals.

Stewart decided to bank-some-mojo by jumping into the pool from the third floor while the girls were skinny-dipping.

bank-some-mojo by Firstperfidian April 28, 2011

Bank Strutter 

A well endowed Male that spends too much time on the river bank proudly displaying himself while others quickly jump in the water while skinny dipping.

That fellow sure is a bank strutter!

Bank Strutter by Mullet6 June 7, 2019

Bank shiting 

Where someone usually a neohippie goes into a bank pulls down there pants and shits. It is done as a protest against the evil economic system that keeps people in poverity and brainwashed into believeing that it's the only way to live and see life as materialistic.

John is bank shiting.

Bank shiting by Deep blue 2012 April 21, 2010

bank sleep 

1. to sleep for long periods of time (or to nap throughout the day) so as to gain more rest. It is useful when you know you will be experiencing sleep deprivation in the near future.

2. to add to your sleep credit so you can be awake longer periods of time.

3. "...you can bank sleep in advance. Her study showed that people who built up a ‘credit’ of extra sleep by sleeping more every night for a week before being deprived of sleep suffered fewer ill effects of sleep deprivation (Claudia Hammond, BBC).

"John knew that he would be pulling an all nighter Thursday so he decided to bank sleep Wednesday."

bank sleep by BBC.Junkie February 8, 2010

the bank strippers 

the clever dapper young scamp and the sweet and tender hooligan decided that they where into the whole stripping industry. but wanted more money than that. so the where to be feared by all and people would throw money at them like strippers. and then they robbed banks and because people threw money at them and they stripped the banks of all their hard earned cash. and that is how they got their name. THE BANK STRIPPERS. and even though they are both names to be used of the male gender. the dapper young scamp is female. to create the conflict of gender confusion so they can rob more banks while people ponder that thought.

"the dapper young scamp and the sweet and tender hooligan robbed the bank last night. i threw five bucks at them, we shall call them THE BANK STRIPPERS because they stripped that bank nude!"

the bank strippers by Laurence Perkins January 20, 2008