banana split

(n.) Crapping into one's own mouth. Usually a fetish common in middle-aged fat men who live in their grandmothers' basements.

I ate the most delicious banana split last night. Mmm... peanuts and corn!

by Brad Langford May 16, 2005

banana split

When you fucking a girl on her period, make a bloody mess, pull out, start titty fuckiner her, cum in her face, and then shit on here stomach creating a banana split.

It took me a couple seconds to shit on her but I made my banana split.

by Jimbostank May 13, 2006

Banana Split

A rear-positioned oral sex style in which the vagina and anus are licked from the bent-over position. The name comes from the dessert, due to the way the sexual act looks when performed.

A woman receives a banana split from a lucky someone.

by Icepic April 7, 2011

Banana Split

When a guy does the splits and hits his dong on the floor

Oww, dude I just did the banana splits

by GodsendGamer February 27, 2017

Banana Split

1. a tasty, TASTY treat made with a Banana, ice cream, chocolate, caramel and strawberry toppings or something like them in some semblance of that order, with whipped cream, nut sprinkles, in a special Vessel called a Banana Boat. Made for eating on hot days in summer, or when the consumer feels crappy and needs victuals for oroesopha-Gastrointestinal comforting...

2. When pluralised, and preceded by the specific 'The', as The Banana Splits,
is a children's cartoon, that defies that description, given the content and the time (Late sixties vintage) that it was made...

tra la la, tra la la, tra la la!
Tra la la, tra la la, tra la la...
one banana, two banana....
You get the rest.

by J. Michael Reiter May 6, 2005

Banana split

When an object is inserted inside of the penis causing it to rupture and split in to 2. Subsequently leading to a lot of pain for the male.

Danny: “damn. I heard Angela gave Gary a banana split last night!”
Luke: “ well gues I won’t be getting any D for awhile. darn”

by The danster August 17, 2018

Banana split

When you accidentally almost stick it in the back gate, and you have to maneuver quickly.

Guy 1: OMG I fucked her last night but it got so awkward
Guy 2: Why dude?

Guy 1: I had to banana split it was dark in her room

by Beeeeeaaaach July 8, 2020