bamboozle 

Noun

Singular
bamboozle
Plural
bamboozles

(zoology) A branch of pygmy bonobos that are very tiny and big-eyed. Their fur can either be pink, teal, or black. They do not use limbs for movement. Their one only goal in life is to find and forcibly have sex with human females. When attached to a woman, they cannot be removed by any means. Some report say that bamboozles will even hump dead female corpses if they are desperate. They are immortal and will never satisfied.

"My wife was raped by a bamboozle and we had to burry her body with the damn thing... *cry*"

bamboozle by Solaron Zim April 1, 2008

bamboozle 

getting bamboozled

haha get bamboozled

bamboozle by shreggs November 12, 2018

bamboozle 

When a male places his penis in a females mouth when she is asleep, then procedes to urinate in for mouth until she wakes up, at which point the male shouts Bamboozle!

You have been bamboozled hunny

bamboozle by Joe Reeves February 9, 2008

Bamboozle 

To confuse someone or leave somebody bewildered

im going to try my best to bamboozle aaron speight

Bamboozle by Darren Bilko November 30, 2006

bamboozle 

To have sex with in a rowdy manner.

To have sex in a way that breaks furniture or causes bodily damage.

To be fucked hard.

I bamboozled that chick's brains out last night!

We broke the chair with our bamboozling.

I just want to get bamboozled until I can't walk straight.

bamboozle by BsAs November 2, 2008

bamboozle 

Raped in the butt

That man went to prison and got BAMBOOZLED.

bamboozle by Anonymous September 28, 2003

Bamboozle 

the act of grabbing someone elses tits randomly and usually without warning.

Did you see that, he just bamboozled that chick!

Bamboozle by Stevey! August 10, 2005