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Ballsamic Glaze

That ripe, pungent, vinegary glaze of sweat that accumulates on the balls and surrounding crevices after failure to bathe for days during the hot summer months.
I didn’t realize how bad of a ballsamic glaze I had going on after not showering for a week. I gave the old balls a little scratch and tug and stirred up a ripe aroma of stank that was more than overpowering.
by Dick Onchin July 7, 2020
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Ballsonya

Commonly mistaken for an italian dish, in actuallity it is the act of puting your balls on someones chin (or other body part.)
Would you like some Ballsonya?!
by Jamie Nelson January 16, 2004
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balloonie

1. A smalification of the word balloon

2. a furry/person into balloons, wishing he was one. often related to a sexual fetish for inflation and/or latex/rubbery stretch matterial
1. "such cute balloonies!"

2. "The balloonie started pumping himself up with air, growing bigger and bigger"
by Killy the Fox April 4, 2004
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Ballsnigga

a phrase used in a very low tone of voice, describing anyone trying to be something theyre not or attempting a bad impression
Look guys! Brian's trying to be Ballsnigga!!
by YO MODDUH October 17, 2010
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ballnicky

When one nicks their ball sack while shaving it, manscaping. A
I git a ballnicky last night shaving it down for the ladies. Manscaping hurts, it hurts like hell to walk.
by mark5150 November 30, 2019
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hot air ballooning

A euphemism for "getting high", aka smoking marijuana. As defined by the comedian Throwing Toasters, referring to The Pheromones singing a cover of the song "High" by Feeder. It was a very funny night!
Where did Michael go? Oh, he's out hot air ballooning with his friends... Don't wait up 'cause he won't be home today.
by izzygalvez January 29, 2009
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ballinicity

(ball-in-iss-it-tee), noun, The proper term to be used when trying to to sum up or measure how much a person is actually ballin.
Even though his truck is sittin' on 26 inch rims, it still seems as though he lacks the ballinicity to ride with the big boys.

You could never compare to me son! I'm on a whole nutha level. By ballinicity is like, through the roof on yo ass right now.

My Jordan's are not only newer, but also more expensive than your's are. Therefor, I have more ballinicity than you do.
by Proffesor X.........rated March 26, 2009
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