When a sick and twisted individual shaves his head and eyebrows and proceeds to give the most disgusting head to another man. This act usually ends in the receiver killing the giver.
Gordon - Yo why that dude look like that lmao
Rick - That’s a Bald Head Jason. He standing outside that Bear bar.
Rick - That’s a Bald Head Jason. He standing outside that Bear bar.
by G6Saitin July 10, 2022
Get the Bald Head Jason mug.When a high-ranking official with a notably bald head has to publicly deny knowledge of a scandal they definitely knew about. The shinier the head under the press conference lights, the bigger the lie. Often characterized by excessive sweating, dramatic hand gestures, and promises to "investigate" things they've been CC'd on for years.
The Mayor called a bald head press conference to explain how he 'just learned' about the corruption in his own administration. His head was so shiny you could see the reporters' reflections.
by Caia Tech July 1, 2025
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a term used to convince duke depp to go bald
“hey do you think duke depp should go bald? i like all these edits of duke depps bald head”
a term used to convince duke depp to go bald
“hey do you think duke depp should go bald? i like all these edits of duke depps bald head”
by chloe depp March 19, 2021
Get the duke depps bald head mug.1. How white non-hispanic Miami natives refer to the clean shaven hair style they wear to convey their badass atitude.
"Security always gives me trouble cuz I rock a bald head, got gold chains and guns on my sunglasses"
by Robert Eh from South Canadia March 21, 2005
Get the Rock a bald head mug.in medieval times, old priestesses used to feel the bumps and lumps on their potential spouses head, they believed that the bumps on ones head tells you about the life they lived and what their future was going to be like, one specific bump on the left side of a mans head next to the ear can answer all questions relating to sex, the bigger the bump the better the sex!
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