Guatemalan bake sale

1. (n) - a bake sale held exclusively in Guatemala, usually featuring traditionaly Guatemalan baked goods

2. (v) - to utterly destroy an opponent in verbal, physical, or electronic battle in a quick or excessively voilent manner

derived from the vigor with which Guatemalan women push their goods onto prospective consumers, and the aftermath that can result from over-zealous advertisment of said baked goods.

1. "I bought this delicious loaf of plantain bread at the Guatemalan bake sale.

2. "I've got 150 hydralisks and 100 zerglings all completely upgraded heading into your base, and they can all fly and are invisable."
"Whoa! I'm aboutta get Guatemalan bake selled (acceptable substitution = Guatemalan bake sold)"

by Silent Rip January 6, 2005

Indiana bake sale

When you blow your load between a chubby woman’s fat rolls then slide them around to spread out the jizz.

I gave that girl an Indiana bake sale between her fat rolls.

by Bradishx August 30, 2023

Guatemalan bake sale

(n) - A type of bake sale seen in Guatemala completely different from all other types of bake sales. Sometimes imported to the U.S.

Hey guys! Let's go to the Guatemalan bake sale!

by The Geographer January 4, 2005

bake sale

the act of running your little heart out untill your reach a bake sale

Yoni declared bake sale, and ran himslef to death, for his was on a treadmill

by jah-coff yoni April 8, 2003

San Francisco Bake Sale

An uncomfortably high ratio of men occupying a bar, club or house party.

Upon entering the bar, it was immediately evident that a San Francisco Bake Sale was going on. We took our par and we got outta there...

by CosmoKramer April 28, 2008

San Francisco Bake Sale

the selling of weed brownies

I got these from some hippie having a San Francisco Bake Sale

by the_comeback_kid December 28, 2010

sf bake sale

A bake sale where all of the wares contain weed.

Hey man, wanna go to that sf bake sale and pick up some dank medicine?

by ShitsRealG August 1, 2014