verb. A sex position which man holds woman upside down and they 69 while turning in circles or jumping,(preferably both/triple axle). Girl's legs are spread out like Oksana Baiul.
person 1: What happened to your eye?
person 2: I hit the night stand mid Oksana Baiul, but we still scored a reasonable 6.9 points.
person 2: I hit the night stand mid Oksana Baiul, but we still scored a reasonable 6.9 points.
by Horny Ice Skaters April 26, 2008
Get the oksana baiul mug.the failure to take action in order to keep a romantic relationship from going in an unwanted direction potentially resulting in a series of catastrophically awkward events and conversations.
Bob: "So Evan did you bail on that girl you were seeing?"
Evan: "No, we made out for a while and she left."
Bob: "What a bailure!"
Evan: "No, we made out for a while and she left."
Bob: "What a bailure!"
by TinyJohnson May 17, 2012
Get the Bailure mug.We were going to go to brunch until Dan had to go into the city instead. After that John started "feeling sick" and Isabel "had to work", and the whole thing fell apart. It was a serious case of cascading bailure.
by dip April 24, 2016
Get the Cascading Bailure mug.When BOTH of the following two conditions are satisfied:
(a) A person fails to attend a planned event (ex. "he totally bailed on the party")
(b) When the event that was "bailed" was super awesome, or at the very least, better than what it was the person "bailed" for. (ex. "bailing on the beach full of hot babes is both a fail and a bail, therefore a bailure?")
(a) A person fails to attend a planned event (ex. "he totally bailed on the party")
(b) When the event that was "bailed" was super awesome, or at the very least, better than what it was the person "bailed" for. (ex. "bailing on the beach full of hot babes is both a fail and a bail, therefore a bailure?")
Alex tells his friends that he will go to the beach with them. On the beach day, Alex tells his friends he can't go to the beach because he has to take care of his friend's dog. This is the "bail."
If it turns out that the beach was full of hot babes, high-fives, and free pie, the alternative for which Alex passed up the beach is clearly a "fail."
Combined, we have BAILURE (BAIL+FAILURE).
If it turns out that the beach was full of hot babes, high-fives, and free pie, the alternative for which Alex passed up the beach is clearly a "fail."
Combined, we have BAILURE (BAIL+FAILURE).
by DotBiz July 4, 2010
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In Chinese, the literal meaning of 'baizuo' is white liberal as pejorative word.
'Bai' means white, and 'Zuo' means left.
Many Chinese use this word since the 2016 United States elections, they think that white liberals is like red guards in the Cultural Revolution. Nowadays, China is communist state in name only, and they pefer Republican to Democrat.
In Chinese, the literal meaning of 'baizuo' is white liberal as pejorative word.
'Bai' means white, and 'Zuo' means left.
Many Chinese use this word since the 2016 United States elections, they think that white liberals is like red guards in the Cultural Revolution. Nowadays, China is communist state in name only, and they pefer Republican to Democrat.
In China, Shia Labeouf is also famous because of the "Just Do It" speech and many Chinese feel that Shia is BAIZUO.
by Crooked Hillary May 28, 2017
Get the baizuo mug.if something seems like a lame failure, which enacts you to bail, or leave it. Could be a relationship, party, meeting. The act of calling a bailure is making a motion to leave or bust since the place you're at is bunk.
I'm going to call a bailure on this party, it's pretty much a failure so I'm bailing.
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I'm going to make a bailure.
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I'm going to make a bailure.
by allihonki August 5, 2012
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bailun is so hot
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