bagel

another word for zero -- derived from the show Scrubs

“God is watching. How many times have you gotten laid this year?”— Janitor

“Bagel”— Todd

(making zero symbol with hand)

by cakelo February 13, 2010

bageled

Bageled term mostly used in Badminton where the an opponent is shut out meaning scoring zero points.

Damn man that guy sucked so bad that I even bageled him.

by Max, D March 2, 2008

Bagel

A word to describe a basic bitch, they taste good on the outside but are hallow on the inside.

“Damn that girl is fine but she a fucking bagel, I think the deepest thing we’ve talked about is her pussy”

by Sky Steezy November 1, 2018

bagel

a highly tasty snack

jews make them very well

by Artemis Stonecutter September 14, 2005

Bagel

a derogatory name for a fat jewish kid.

Bagel was playing Halo 2 all day

that lazy bastard

by G shiznit May 13, 2005

Bageling

When multiple guy friends get naked with their erect penises out while they have one non participant. For this, the non participant will need assorted bagels. The amount depends on how many friends playing, how many rounds you want to play, etc, but it has to be different types of bagels. Keep in mind, this non participant will also have the responsibility of getting, and keeping, the players erect.The non participant, or host, then proceeds to fling the bagels onto the players' erect penises until they can hold no more bagels, The bagels tossed are at random. When everyone can fit no more bagels, there is a random bagel chosen blindly from the remaining bagels. Whoever has the most of that type of bagel on their respective penis is the winner. In this game, the bigger, the better effectively with more room for bagels. So whoever said that size does not matter obviously never went bageling.

"Hey Will, let's go bageling tonight!" - Rob
"Sure man, let's give Mikey a call. He's always down to bagel." - Will

by RetsamEvals June 1, 2013

Bagel

Bread with a hole in it.

I broke my bread, now it’s a bagel.

by Consumerofentireplanets September 29, 2019