The Bag Mann

Urban legend of a terrifying cheeseburger monster which usually roams McDonalds at all hours, but most frequently at night

The Bag Mann was caught without his mask eating all the leftovers in the dumpster

by daered July 14, 2022

3 bag method

manner to describe how unattractive your last sexual partner was.

1 bag = A bag for her or his face

2 bags = a bag for his/her face and a bag for your face

3 bags = a bag for his/her face, a bag for your face , and a bag for you to vomit in after your done.

by octy tenticles July 7, 2004

ball bag musket

Another term used for saying someone has just put their balls in your mouth. Usually happens when the big boss man comes down to your office for a visit and finds something he thinks is wrong. He will pull out the ball bag musket and shoot some balls in your mouth and make you look like an idiot in front of your subordinates and peers.

Hey man you hear about what happened today when the boss came down? No what happened? Well we had a surprise visit today from the corporate office and the regional manager didn't like what he saw. So he pulled out the ball bag musket and put his balls in my mouth and made me look like a dumbass. Man that right there is some fey luck right there. I know that is going to result in a trip to Mount Olympus. Well good luck.

by pantyteamaster August 6, 2010

Slut Bag McFuck Stick

The worlds funnest girl to be around but the worlds biggest tease she actually has a set of guy friends that she hangs out with and teases. but she gose to random partys at diffrent areas and hooks up with random people she carries possible cases of the clap and other shitty STI's.

person 1: dude i think the chick you guys hang out with all the time wants me?

Person 2: No dude she dose that to all of us....

Person 3: yea man its bullshit cuz the "Slut Bag Mcfuck stick" is hott!!!!

Person 4: yea no shit id hit it.

Everyone: me too!!!!!!

person 2: haha she probubly has the clap anyway.

person 4: well ill take one for the team.....

Everyone else: alright dude bed time youv had tomuch to drink.

by Walter Fishington September 22, 2010

bag monster

The strong force that breaks down your will power and pulls you into bed even though you need to study, go to class, go to work, go to church, or just want reply to email, or text, or surf Urban Dictionary.

"The bag monster finally caught me, gnsd." :)

by somone u used to love... April 21, 2013

Poop Bag Mime

When walking their dog, someone who mimes pulling out a bag to pick up their canine's poop, but actually leaves it behind. See also Tip Jar Mime.

My neighbor always does the Poop Bag Mime right after his Poodle craps in my yard.

by Professor Godfather August 6, 2010

black plastic bag money

simaler to brown paper bag money its illegal money under the table that is given to strippers..well in exchange for the goods

from brown paper bag money (by dj khaled)
Julez Santana:
this for my niggas getitn brown paper bag money
this for my strippers gettin black plastic bag money

btw, lil wayne verse in that song is so hard.

by yehdig January 14, 2009