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baby veal 

The word used to describe the age of a younger woman more so than a man. Most commonly used for a under age girl by a older guy.
As Steve and Eric were at the bar doing shots they noticed that the bar was packed with hot tender baby Veal that was ripe for the picking.
baby veal by Mr. Molester June 16, 2008

baby vagina 

any girl younger than yourself
april's a baby vagina she's only 15!
baby vagina by Summer The Pimp October 7, 2003

baby vision 

1. When women reaching the expiry age of 35 look at men and only see genes.

2. Eyes that lock onto walking sperm sacs.

3. The ability to see babies that don't exist, from future parallel universes.

(Each usually accompanied with severe baby fever.)
Run--she got baby vision.
baby vision by DaTroot April 25, 2014

Baby Vogue 

"Yas gawd it's Baby Vogue night"

fundie baby voice 

A very effeminate, breathy, high-pitched and childlike vocal style adopted by grown women prominently from an extreme evangelical Christian background.

Not to be confused with a natural accent as it's a technique learned by adult women to express a very submissive tone, mainly towards their male companion. It's a signal towards men around them that they know, like their children, they aren't at all equal in the family dynamic. So she relinquishes away most of the responsibilities and decision-making to their other half of the married relationship. Leaving cooking, cleaning, and child-rearing traditionally being the only duties to ever focus on.

Famously heard in evangelical Christian circles, as well as the tradwife fad.
I never expected to hear explicit tales of ...."migrant gang rape".... spoken at the Republicans' official State Of The Union rebuttal, but hearing all that in fundie baby voice made it somehow creepier.