Hitting the clubs like a baby seal 

A phrase commonly used when readying for an epic night of soaking up dance culture. Implies that one will be partying particularly vigorously at various venues.

Jack: "So, are you going to party in town tonight Joe?"
Joe "For sure. I'll be hitting the clubs like a baby seal."

Hitting the clubs like a baby seal by byrdfl3w January 25, 2011

deal baby seal 

it means when you are making a deal you might say that at the end

so if you like her then i can make a deal so that she will fall for you and i get 100 dollars in return other person YOU GOTTA DEAL BABY SEAL

deal baby seal by mc and cheese man February 4, 2021

dead baby seal 

it happens when you divide by zero

Every time you divide by zero, you make a dead baby seal.

dead baby seal by godofbc January 20, 2011

clubbing the baby seal

male masturbation

i walked into jeffs room and he was clubbing the baby seal and i was all like thats distugusting

clubbing the baby seal by snow4fun April 6, 2011

clubbin baby seals 

Act of easily being able to pick up girls somewhere

"Dude,there were so many chicks there it was like clubbin baby seals."

clubbin baby seals by dick fitznisenteit February 9, 2009

clubbing baby seals 

synonymous with "shooting fish in a barrel," relating to doing a task, often involving hunting or destroying an enemy, that is painfully easy.

Should not be used due to the inherent image of animal cruelty. Stick to the fish and barrel.

Shooting down enemy planes from an F-22 Raptor is like clubbing baby seals. It's that easy.

clubbing baby seals by MaSh92587 May 22, 2005

baby seals

what hundreds of people making a laser gun noise sound like, according to Anthony Green at Warped Tour '07.

Anthony Green: "Make a sound like a laser gun! PEW PEW PEW!"
Crowd of Hundreds: "PEW! PEW! PEW! PEW!"
Anthony: "You all sound like baby seals."

baby seals by Anthony adorer December 24, 2008